Posted: 07/05/00 Score: 2.6 Votes: 196
Name: Nathan Cantrell
If and when you get three wishes, try to be smart and not fuck them up. If a superhero ever asks you to save the world, please restrain yourself from sucking his cock until AFTER you've saved the world.
Posted: 04/17/00 Score: 3.5 Votes: 500
Name: YourSexyThang69
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing multiple times and expecting different results each time.
Posted: 04/17/00 Score: 2.8 Votes: 256
Name: arloom
Coal mining, velociraptors...I had to stop several times to jerk off while making this log; thunder lizards turn me on.
Posted: 03/17/00 Score: 3.1 Votes: 198
Name: NearMCSE00
I really like when guys do nice things for me, like masturbate with broken glass. *sigh* They're so sweet like that.
Posted: 05/20/00 Score: 3.2 Votes: 220
Name: girrrlygirl27
I baited this one before and threatened her with emailing her mommy what she was doing, but she came back anyway. In any case, pregnant chicks are apparently really attractive to bi-sexual adolescent girls. That's something to keep in mind, guys.
Posted: 02/11/00 Score: 3.3 Votes: 638
Name: bigchuck100
I've gotta get that processor water-cooled or cool it with liquid nitrogen or something.
Posted: 02/11/00 Score: 2.7 Votes: 172
Name: heelsfantim
Damn strange fetishes this guy has. Being urinated on by Celtic warriors is not my idea of a good time.
Posted: 02/11/00 Score: 2.4 Votes: 137
Name: ACRs43a
Hopefully, Sexbot 2.1 will have better control over fine, manual controls.