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Ninja-rella
by: Kyodi Tae
Posted: 06/04/00         Score: 2.8         Votes: 70
Cinderella meets a ninja. What possible crazy adventures can they have together? Note: this description has almost nothing to do with the log. Also, this log is extremely old, so be gentle with it, as it may break. Treat it how you would your grandmother, and I don't mean you can rape it.
DRAGEN 1476: you like to have sex with older guys?
Kyodi Tae: Yeah - do you like having sex with younger girls?
DRAGEN 1476: yea
DRAGEN 1476: what the oldest guy you had sex with
Kyodi Tae: He said he was 52, but I think he was older. Sometimes they lie.
Kyodi Tae: What's the youngest girl you've had sex with?
DRAGEN 1476: 12
Kyodi Tae: Hey! That's how old I am!
DRAGEN 1476: cool
DRAGEN 1476: do you like 18 teen year olds?
Kyodi Tae: *shrug* Sure, I guess.
DRAGEN 1476: what was the biggest dick you had sex with?
Kyodi Tae: Let's see - I think it's about ten inches long and painfully thick.
Kyodi Tae: How big is yours?
DRAGEN 1476: mine is 8
Kyodi Tae: Not bad.
DRAGEN 1476: maybe you can try me out sometime
Kyodi Tae: Um, how about now?
DRAGEN 1476: sure
Kyodi Tae: Cool.
Kyodi Tae: Hello?
DRAGEN 1476: wuz up sexy
Kyodi Tae: I thought you wanted to have cybersex.
DRAGEN 1476: you wanna fuck
Kyodi Tae: Um, you originally IM'd me for that reason. I assumed you did.
DRAGEN 1476: do you suck dick
Kyodi Tae: Sure. Whatever you want, Ninja-Boy.
DRAGEN 1476: do you do it good
Kyodi Tae: No, I really, really suck at it. *sigh*
DRAGEN 1476: i eat pussy
Kyodi Tae: Sweet! That's really great. How often do you eat it?
Kyodi Tae: I mean, is it like three meals a day, or just for a light snack now and then
DRAGEN 1476: all the time i love it
Kyodi Tae: Wow - do you have a girlfriend or something? Or do you eat your teacher's pussy at school or something?
DRAGEN 1476: any cute girl i will eat
Kyodi Tae: Wow - do they all let you do it to them?
DRAGEN 1476: yup
Kyodi Tae: Wow - every chick you see? They just drop their panties for you and you eat them out?
DRAGEN 1476: i am the sexy asian guy
Kyodi Tae: Ah - so, you're like a token chink or something that they all feel obligated by bleeding-heart liberals to have sex with you?
Kyodi Tae: That's really not something to brag about.
DRAGEN 1476: not really but i always get my girl
Kyodi Tae: Ah - so, can I be your girl now
DRAGEN 1476: sure
Kyodi Tae: Can I be your guy?
Kyodi Tae: Hey, Ninja-Boy! Pay attention over here.
DRAGEN 1476: anything you want
Kyodi Tae: Ok, I want to be your guy.
DRAGEN 1476: guy what are you talking about
Kyodi Tae: You said anything I wanted! My biggest fantasy has always been to fuck a ninja up the ass with a cock. You said I could.
DRAGEN 1476: your a guy
Kyodi Tae: No, I'm not.
Kyodi Tae: I'm a girl, but I've always wondered what it's like to be a guy.
Kyodi Tae: With a penis, ya know?
Kyodi Tae: Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to have a pussy and tits?
DRAGEN 1476: no i like my dick
Kyodi Tae: Hrm....how much do you like your dick?
DRAGEN 1476: its thick and jusei
Kyodi Tae: Jusei? Hung chow tsung takati hung big dick?
DRAGEN 1476: i will fuck you all night till you bleed
Kyodi Tae: Oh, yeah - make me bleed, baby.
DRAGEN 1476: suck on your tits
DRAGEN 1476: and ride you like a pony
DRAGEN 1476: and make you wet
Kyodi Tae: Saddle me up, Ninja-Boy, and ride me like the stallion that I am!
DRAGEN 1476: i will losen you up and fuck til day lite
Kyodi Tae: Ok, but at daylight, the pumpkin will disappear, the horses turn back to mice, and my glass slipper - yeah, that becomes a cock again.
DRAGEN 1476: then will do it all over agian
DRAGEN 1476: but harder
Kyodi Tae: Mmmm....then I go around the kingdom trying to fit my cock up the ass of every Ninja-Boy in the land to see who it was I fucked all night last night.
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, fuck me harder.
Kyodi Tae: Give me a ninja-thrust in my vagina, Ninja-Boy.
DRAGEN 1476: i will push harder harder and harder
Kyodi Tae: Yeah, and after this, you can fuck my evil step-sisters and my evil step-mother. Then you can marry me and we'll live happily ever-after while I fuck you up the ass with my glass-slipper/cock.
Kyodi Tae: Are you fucking my step-siblings yet?
DRAGEN 1476: hel yea harder and harder
Kyodi Tae: Yeah - you saying "harder and harder" over and over again is totally making me hot. You are so good at cybersex.
DRAGEN 1476: i am liking you now baybe
Kyodi Tae: Yeah! I am totally liking you now, too. I love how you don't have a problem with my glass-slipper penis.
DRAGEN 1476: likig hader and harder
Kyodi Tae: Yeah! Hey - do you speak English?
DRAGEN 1476: a little
Kyodi Tae: *sigh* I shouldn't have asked.
Kyodi Tae: Do you know what a penis is?
DRAGEN 1476: a dick
Kyodi Tae: Right. Have you read anything I've sent you in last, say, ten minutes?
DRAGEN 1476: yup
Kyodi Tae: Are you gay?
DRAGEN 1476: hel no why
Kyodi Tae: K, cuz you haven't said anything about my penis.
DRAGEN 1476: you have a pinis
Kyodi Tae: No, I have a penis.
Kyodi Tae: Is that OK, Ninja-Boy?
Kyodi Tae: Can you karate-chop it off or something?
DRAGEN 1476: i deal with strikly pussy not dick
Kyodi Tae: Hrm...can you make an exception just this once? I'll never ask for it again, I promise.
DRAGEN 1476: i dont now
Kyodi Tae: You don't know? Even if I have a penis? Come on - lemme just fuck you up the ass with it. Call me Cinderella, though - K? That totally gets me hot.
DRAGEN 1476: helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll no syco
Kyodi Tae: Well, just call me Cinderella real quick.

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