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Real Winners don't do drugs
by: Kyodi Tae
Posted: 01/10/00         Score: 2.7         Votes: 40
Another loser - where do they all come from?
iam2cocky4u: Wanna cyber?
Kyodi Tae
: Sure, but only if you turn off that idiotic color scheme you've got going.
iam2cocky4u: k
Kyodi Tae
: That means getting rid of the red background, and the stupid blue color.
iam2cocky4u: k
iam2cocky4u
: is that better?
iam2cocky4u
: hello?
iam2cocky4u
: is that better
Kyodi Tae
: No.
iam2cocky4u: hold on
Kyodi Tae
: Make it no background, then I'll cyber with you.
iam2cocky4u: Better?
iam2cocky4u
: Ready?
Kyodi Tae
: Yeah, better.
iam2cocky4u: OK
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, cyber me to death, you big, background-loving studd.
iam2cocky4u: u start
iam2cocky4u
: ur 12?
Kyodi Tae
: Yes.
Kyodi Tae: How old are you?
iam2cocky4u: 19
Kyodi Tae
: Cool - I love older men.
iam2cocky4u: ok
iam2cocky4u
: u can start
Kyodi Tae
: Ok...
Kyodi Tae: Um, ... what are you wearing?
iam2cocky4u: shorts and sweatshirt
Kyodi Tae
: Ok, well, take them off.
iam2cocky4u: ok
iam2cocky4u
: hold on
iam2cocky4u
: ok there off
Kyodi Tae
: Sweet...now what?
iam2cocky4u: what r u wearing?
Kyodi Tae
: Pink and white pajamas with little blue dragons and butterflies on them.
iam2cocky4u: any under garmets?
Kyodi Tae
: Yeah, pink panties.
iam2cocky4u: Take everything off but them
Kyodi Tae
: Ok...done.
iam2cocky4u: good
iam2cocky4u
: we start kissing
iam2cocky4u
: i'm making my way to ur neck
iam2cocky4u
: lower and lower and lower
iam2cocky4u
: I made my way to your breasts
Kyodi Tae
: Sweet - my breasts are small, and kind of cold right now.
iam2cocky4u: I'm sucking on them, now I'm on ur nipples
iam2cocky4u
: licking and sucking and enjoying them
Kyodi Tae
: Sweet - will take a blowtorch to them real quick to warm them up? I hate when they're cold.
iam2cocky4u: ok
Kyodi Tae
: Thanks. You're so sweet!
iam2cocky4u: ready?
iam2cocky4u
: i'm making my way down towards that tight pussy of urs
iam2cocky4u
: it tastes so fresh
iam2cocky4u
: I'm licking all around it
Kyodi Tae
: Well, I poured Summer's Eve on it before you came it.
Kyodi Tae: ...in.
iam2cocky4u: in and out, in and out, IN AND OUT!!!!!!!!!!
Kyodi Tae
: Sweet - yeah, I'm stroking your cock by running into the room, and then out again, since it's 13inches, I can do it that way.
iam2cocky4u: keep going
Kyodi Tae
: Go long? Ok, I grab your 13inch penis at the base, and run like hell out the front door completely naked with a huge dick in my hands.
Kyodi Tae: I'm still running when I finally reach the head, turn around and run like hell back at you.
iam2cocky4u: u suck
Kyodi Tae
: Why?
Kyodi Tae: I'm stroking your cock.
Kyodi Tae: Isn't that what you want?
Kyodi Tae: Come on - play my game with me.
Kyodi Tae: You suck.
iam2cocky4u: i'm sticking my dick in u and fucking u hard
iam2cocky4u
: harder
iam2cocky4u
: HARDER
iam2cocky4u
: HARDER!!!!!!!!!
iam2cocky4u
: NOW i TAKE IT OUT AND MAKE MY WAY TO UR ASS
iam2cocky4u
: I FUCK UR ASSHOLE
iam2cocky4u
: IT'S SO TIGHT
iam2cocky4u
: UR SCREAMING
Kyodi Tae
: Sweet! Give me a reacharound!
iam2cocky4u: OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyodi Tae
: Stroke my cock! Come on! Make me come, too!
Kyodi Tae: Rub my pussy!
Kyodi Tae: I love when guys use caps lock to illustrate how hard they are fucking me in the ass.
Kyodi Tae: It's a real turn on.
Kyodi Tae: Now, I flip you over, throw you against the wall, and prison-rape you like a little bitch while you scream in pain for the guards to come save your sweet little ass, but they don't come, cuz my boys are raping the guards, too.
Kyodi Tae: Man, I love prison porn.
Kyodi Tae: I grab your penis, but you run away, so I use it like a lasso and trip you up before you get to leave the shower room.
Kyodi Tae: Then I tie our penises together so you can't leave ever again and violate you with a small, woodland animal!
iam2cocky4u: OUR PENISES?
Kyodi Tae
: Er, your penis with my clit.
Kyodi Tae: Sorry - got carried away.
iam2cocky4u: k
Kyodi Tae
: My clit is big enough to tie with your penis.
iam2cocky4u: i doubt that
Kyodi Tae
: You wanna see it?! It's like 13inches long!
Kyodi Tae: *whips out the 13inch clit*
Kyodi Tae: See?!
iam2cocky4u: yeah
iam2cocky4u
: wow
Kyodi Tae
: It's like a fucking dick, but it's a clit.
Kyodi Tae: See? Rub my clit now.
Kyodi Tae: It's all wet and juicy for you.
iam2cocky4u: k
Kyodi Tae
: Are you rubbing my clit?
iam2cocky4u: yes
Kyodi Tae
: Sweet...that feels really good...UNGH! I'm having an orgasm...UNGH! Oh, no! I peed on your hand...sorry. That orgasm was so amazing, I lost all control of my bladder.
Kyodi Tae: You're really good at this.
iam2cocky4u: go
Kyodi Tae
: Go? You want me to pee on you again? Are you into peeing?
Kyodi Tae: That's cool, but I have a deep dark secret. I love when guys shit on me.
iam2cocky4u: no
Kyodi Tae
: SHIT ON ME! SHIT ON MY PUSSY!
Kyodi Tae: And my 13inch clit!
Kyodi Tae: That looks like a penis.
Kyodi Tae: SHIT ON IT!
Kyodi Tae: Eh, you suck.
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