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Sheepfucker
by: IntoxiChrist
Posted: 04/07/01         Score: 2.4         Votes: 128
Fucking the flock.
KKKDUDEKKK: Hello Jesus
IntoxiChrist: Hi there, My child. What do you need?
KKKDUDEKKK: I wanted to say hello
KKKDUDEKKK: why do you call me that?
IntoxiChrist: Great, thanks for saying, "Hello."
IntoxiChrist: I called you "My child" because you are one of My sheep, a part of My flock.
KKKDUDEKKK: im not your fucking sheep, thankyouverymuch
IntoxiChrist: Sure you are... and you know what feels like a woman's pussy? Sheep pussy.
KKKDUDEKKK: i can tell you to sober up, child
IntoxiChrist: I want to fuck your tight, slick sheep pussy. Bend over, here cums your Lord.
KKKDUDEKKK: youre the one who fucks sheep
IntoxiChrist: FUCK YOU GODDAMNED A.A. MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! TRY TO TAKE AWAY MY GODDAMNED FUN!
KKKDUDEKKK: lol
IntoxiChrist: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW I TRY TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL BAD FOR DRINKING, THEN I JUST COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AGAIN?!??!
KKKDUDEKKK: and again and again
KKKDUDEKKK: lol i think christians are funny
KKKDUDEKKK: sry
IntoxiChrist: Holy FUCK, man.... I can turn water into wine, it should be a beautiful fucking MIRACLE and shit, but NO... I gotta be some sort of criminal.
IntoxiChrist: You figure I get killed by a bunch of fucking JEWS, I should be able to go out and have a little fun, eh?
IntoxiChrist: BUT NO!!!
KKKDUDEKKK: lol you are so not the guy
KKKDUDEKKK: i was trying to do a damn projesct, but you have to be all funny and strange
IntoxiChrist: You people don't understand Me anymore.... You still think that I'm some sort of fucking peaceful Goody Two Shoes, but that part of Me died back on the cross... I wanna fuck shit up, now.
KKKDUDEKKK: im sure you do
IntoxiChrist: FUCK YOU AND YOUR PROJECT! YOU ARE MY FUCKING SHEEP, AND I WILL FUCK YOU!!
KKKDUDEKKK: mmmkay
IntoxiChrist: "BAAA" for Me, dammit!!!! *fucks you hard with His God-Rod*
KKKDUDEKKK: you do that psycho
KKKDUDEKKK: im a jew though, so thats a bad fucking idea
IntoxiChrist: *grabbing on to your wool, and shoving My Christ-Cock in, as the smell of hard liqour invades your nostrils*
IntoxiChrist: Yeah? Well, we BOTH know what happens when you fucking try to kill Me, don't you, bitch?
KKKDUDEKKK: dude, you are so not right
KKKDUDEKKK: go take a cold jesus shower
KKKDUDEKKK: yeah but who's alive today and who's fucking sheep?
IntoxiChrist: Despite the fact that I don't want to live on the same planet you greasy-haired, crooked-nosed motherfuckers live on I MUST RISE AGAIN!
KKKDUDEKKK: as a drunken sheepfucker?
KKKDUDEKKK: thats niiice
IntoxiChrist: Therefore, I must drink. And fuck you while I can. Being King of Kings and Lord of Lords isn't all it's cracked up to be, you know?
KKKDUDEKKK: i totally get it
IntoxiChrist: Be nicer to your Messiah next time, alright? Don't kill the poor fucker, it's REALLY hard enough as it is.
KKKDUDEKKK: are you sure? its just way too tempting...
IntoxiChrist: Umm... I don't understand how you "totally get it"... you sheep are nothing more than mere thoughtless cum recepticles.
IntoxiChrist: That's why you Jews are "My chosen."
KKKDUDEKKK: you really walk the borderline of being a comedian and being an asshole. im putting that in my thesis
IntoxiChrist: Christians? I hear their fucked-up prayer requests for their weak selves.... Why the fuck would I care?!?! They kind of all got old after they HAD ME KILLED.
IntoxiChrist: That fucking HURT, man.
KKKDUDEKKK: chill out dude
KKKDUDEKKK: either the jews or the goyim killed u, dont give us both credit
IntoxiChrist: FUCK YOU, GODDAMNED KIKE!!! I AM THE MESSIAH, I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU MESSIAH-MURDERING BUZZKILL!!!
KKKDUDEKKK: is kike a slur for jew?
KKKDUDEKKK: or just someone stupid?
IntoxiChrist: I don't know. It sounded good.
KKKDUDEKKK: lol ok
IntoxiChrist: It's kind of like being a nigger, though.
KKKDUDEKKK: i like it too if its not a slur for my own kinf
KKKDUDEKKK: mmmm dont like that word either
IntoxiChrist: What the fuck is a "KINF"? And why? Are you a nigger kike?
IntoxiChrist: Or a spookike?
KKKDUDEKKK: its called a mistake
KKKDUDEKKK: we non jesuses make then
KKKDUDEKKK: lol **them
KKKDUDEKKK: no. im a white jew, thankyouverymuch
IntoxiChrist: Well, you sheep do have your drawbacks.
IntoxiChrist: Eh, fuck you... you're a nigger at heart.
KKKDUDEKKK: arent we all
KKKDUDEKKK: except jesus lol
KKKDUDEKKK: oh my god- is this joe?
IntoxiChrist: Sheep, nigger, Jew, Christian... As long as I can fuck you in your ass, I don't care.
IntoxiChrist: LOL!! You've figured me out, damn you.
IntoxiChrist: What's up?
KKKDUDEKKK: dude thats not cool. go to bed JOE
KKKDUDEKKK: ok nevermind youre full of shit
IntoxiChrist: Nah... I'm on some crack and acid and mushrooms right now, I'm not going to sleep.
KKKDUDEKKK: ok
KKKDUDEKKK: but this isnt joe
IntoxiChrist: Sure, motherfucker! I'm your gay sex partner, Joe! You don't recognize me?
KKKDUDEKKK: joe's a black gay kike
KKKDUDEKKK: im a girl, retard
KKKDUDEKKK: yeah, this is really joe
IntoxiChrist: No... you're a black gay kike. I am a girl.
IntoxiChrist: Wanna cyber, baby?
IntoxiChrist: A/S/L? Pic? Sexy chat? Mmmm?
KKKDUDEKKK: psycho
IntoxiChrist: I've got naked pics, let me send them to you! Don't you like pictures of hot, sexy she-males?
KKKDUDEKKK: no. go sober up you joe-wannabe
IntoxiChrist: Look, it's been a long shift at work for me. I need to let out my frustrations on someone, okay?
IntoxiChrist: I'm a bellboy at a Mariott in Utah. Glad to meet you.
KKKDUDEKKK: i think youre lying
IntoxiChrist: Of COURSE I'm lying, you fucking whore! I told you that I'm not the Messiah people think I Am!!!
KKKDUDEKKK: pop a midol freak
IntoxiChrist: I've popped just about everything your sheepish mind can think of... I'm Christ, Lord of All, I can take it... and I sure can fucking dish it out, too!
KKKDUDEKKK: dude stop talking to me youre fucking up my whole thesis
IntoxiChrist: You should've seen when I died of syphillis from this fucking hooker I got in Minneapolis... "Her" name was Charlie, and not only did "she" turn out to be a fucking man, "she" took all of My fucking money and gave Me the fatal fucking disease.
KKKDUDEKKK: sshhhhh
IntoxiChrist: Do you have any idea how it is, having to go around to churches, stealing money from the offering plate just to make ends meet? It *supposed* to be Mine, but NO... Mr. Motherfucking Holy Roller Usher throws My ass out of My own temple.
KKKDUDEKKK: shut up
IntoxiChrist: And that's My job, to make ends meet, you know? I Am both ends. I Am the Alpha and the Omega. Now, suck My Yah-Wang!!!!
KKKDUDEKKK: no thanks
IntoxiChrist: I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM JEWS ANYMORE!! Not after what you did to Me!!
KKKDUDEKKK: yah-wang LOL
KKKDUDEKKK: what the fuck you talking bout?
IntoxiChrist: You know, I got this bellboy job by walking in, handing the manager nails, and asking him if he could put Me up for the night.
IntoxiChrist: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT! NOT THAT YOU'D UNDERSTAND... THE SPARROW DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE LONG, BOLD FLIGHT OF THE EAGLE!!
KKKDUDEKKK: mmm hmmm hmm hmm hmm....cant hear you- you upset my research.....
KKKDUDEKKK: and make my want to kill you....
IntoxiChrist: BUT HERE GOES ANYWAY - MY POINT IS THAT ALL OF YOU MOTHER fucking.... goddamned....
IntoxiChrist: Zzzzz..... Zzzzz.......
KKKDUDEKKK: mmmkay then. jesus is outta words
KKKDUDEKKK: there really is a God
IntoxiChrist: Zzzz.... Zzzzz... *hic* Zzzzz....
IntoxiChrist: *mumbles* ooohhh, satan, you devil, you.... mmmm...
KKKDUDEKKK: ok then, thank you very much for you (so-called) assistance on my project and I will go elsewhere for the information you were incapable of providing, goodbye

IntoxiChrist: Hi, this is your Lord and Savior - Jesus Christ. I've passed out in a pool of My own vomit and piss again, please leave a Me a message. Unless you're a Jewish nigger-bitch.

KKKDUDEKKK: not jewish- kike
KKKDUDEKKK: moron
IntoxiChrist: There you go, I drowned in My own piss and vomit and I came back to life. Can I be your Messiah THIS TIME??? Huh?? Are you feeling lucky, punk?!?
KKKDUDEKKK: mi mierrda es su mierrda
KKKDUDEKKK: im done now, goodbye
IntoxiChrist: Okay, you're a Jewish-kike moron, thanks for setting the record straight, sheep.
KKKDUDEKKK: dude; what has crawled up your ass and died?
IntoxiChrist: Chupa Mi verga, pinche joto... Yo soy tu DIO!!!
IntoxiChrist: I'm not sure what it is, but I figure enough liquor would wipe it out, you know?
KKKDUDEKKK: you really wear your ignorance as a badge of honor, dont you?
IntoxiChrist: I guess alcohol doesn't do much to affect things in My Redeemer-Rectum. *shrugs*
IntoxiChrist: The Book of Penetrations 6:66 - "Girl, don't go away mad.... Just go away."
KKKDUDEKKK: i thought u seemed ok, so i IMed u hoping i could interview you. then you spout off your sick racist shit for what, i have no fucking idea. So im going to block you and act like theres no suck thing as people who are so stoned they think they are anything more than sheep-fucking egomaniacs who have nothing better to do than harass a little girl for a good time. and once again, GOODBYE.
IntoxiChrist: The Book of Penetrations 6:67 - "But blow Me first, for I have the Cock of the Covenant."
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