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Speaking in Tongues
by: IntoxiChrist
Posted: 11/11/00         Score: 3.2         Votes: 193
Acts 2:4 - And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them. And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
Executive 2k: Good Evening. This is service desk #336.
IntoxiChrist: Chingate tu madre, cabron!
IntoxiChrist: 'Chupame mi pinga?
IntoxiChrist: Si?
Executive 2k: As of 11/10, your terms of service has been violated.
Executive 2k: There will be a letter mailed to you within the next 72 hours regarding this violation.
IntoxiChrist: Arrima tu prima, joto.
IntoxiChrist: Ohhh, estoy por acabar !!
Executive 2k: During this period, your account will be placed on a strict probation system.
IntoxiChrist: Does that mean we cannot cyber?
IntoxiChrist: How long will you live without My cock in your ass?
Executive 2k: Failure to respond to the incoming letter and fine will result in permanent termination of your account.
IntoxiChrist: You beg for it constantly, Senor.
IntoxiChrist: How is your mother? I haven't seen her in ages.
IntoxiChrist: Did she get her herpes fixed yet?
Executive 2k: Vulgarities towards an online official are not advised, Sir.
IntoxiChrist: Your mother is like a winged cunt.
IntoxiChrist: She just flies around and fucks everything she sees.
IntoxiChrist: I call her "Fladdermus!" just before I shoot My Saviour-Semen all over her face.
IntoxiChrist: fladdermus -
A female bitch who fucks everyone Originates from the word mus=pussy Direct translation: A pussy that flies around and fucks anything.

Executive 2k: All statements made by "IntoxiChrist," are now on file within our HBF systems.
IntoxiChrist: Let the records show I give your mother the gift of "weisser Bart".
IntoxiChrist: weisser Bart (male noun) similar to pearl necklace, white {sperm} beard semen on one's chin after fellatio.
IntoxiChrist: Your mom LOVES My chin-sprays!
Executive 2k: The website of which you are a part of, www.baiting.org , is also under surveylance at this time.
IntoxiChrist: Your spelling of "surveillance" should be as well, illiterate cock-milk.
Executive 2k: Complaints have been placed through our curcuit breakers at a steady pace within the last 5 business days.
IntoxiChrist: Complaints of your spelling? It's "circuit", fuckwit.
IntoxiChrist: Ditt jävla dajmkryss!! You fucking anal entry!!
Executive 2k: May I remind you that this conversation is being recorded?
IntoxiChrist: Det rycker lite i hanen!! (My weener is snatching!!)
Executive 2k: Further reprehensible actions will result in additional fines that will be levied upon your credit line.
IntoxiChrist: Fittsås. Pussy sauce.
Executive 2k: All fines sent through your account number must be paid in full and returned to HBF Headquarters by 11/23.
IntoxiChrist: T' Taggh' a facc', arruso!! - I'll strip your face, asshole.
Executive 2k: Once again, failure to cooperate within HBF guidelines of standards and practices will result in complete termination of your account for a 36 month period.
Executive 2k: Thank You Sir, and have a good evening.
IntoxiChrist: Executive 2k, dai, ho voglia di un bel pompino con l'ingoio!! "Executive 2k, come on, I want a good blow job where I cum in your mouth!!"
IntoxiChrist: Caccati in mano e prenditi a schiaffi!!! "Take a shit on your hands and hit yourself!"

Executive 2k: You have now officially been placed on probation for the next 72 hours.
IntoxiChrist: You speak Ukranian? Idy na khuy!
IntoxiChrist: Go get fucked!
Executive 2k: Goodnight from HBF Centers.
IntoxiChrist: Tvoia zhopka meni podobaietsia. (I like your cute little butt).
IntoxiChrist: Inahl Rabak Ars Ya Choosharmuta! Go to Hell With your Fucking Father!

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IntoxiChrist: Fan, nu pissar jag taggtråd igen. Jag skulle inte satt på räpan.... Damn, now I am pissing barbed wires again, I should not have made love to that darling.

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