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Misconceptions
by: Cum Recepticle
Posted: 03/12/01         Score: 3.4         Votes: 500
Remember - when visiting an online friend, make sure that they understand that you're a straight male and not some horny little girl. People...*sighs*
Chex8: hello
Cum Recepticle: Hello there Chexmix
Chex8: can we have some sexy talk
Cum Recepticle: Oh yeah...sexy chat is my favorite thing
Chex8: do you have a pic?
Cum Recepticle: no, sorry...you'll have to use your imagination
Chex8: ok what do you look like?
Cum Recepticle: I'm 6', red hair, brown eyes, pierced
Cum Recepticle: I've got tattoos too
Chex8: what size bra do you wear
Chex8: where are your tattoos?
Cum Recepticle: arms, chest and back
Cum Recepticle: and I don't wear a bra.
Chex8: how big are your breasts
Cum Recepticle: a good size for someone of my age and sex
Cum Recepticle: "good" as in "okay, not saggy like an old fat guy"
Chex8: ok
Chex8: do you shave your pussy?
Cum Recepticle: No, I leave that to my significant other - it's not my right to decide something like that.
Cum Recepticle: everyone has a right to their own body
Chex8: how many times have you had sex?
Cum Recepticle: *shrugs* Fuck if I know, I haven't been counting.
Cum Recepticle: so..you wanna sexxxy chat or not?
Chex8: yeah of course, you start
Cum Recepticle: Okay...I want to roleplay a little, okay?
Chex8: ok
Cum Recepticle: Let's pretend that we've been chatting for awhile online, and we're really into each other.
Chex8: ok
Cum Recepticle: So you bought me a plane ticket to come see you in (where do you live?)...
Chex8: california
Cum Recepticle: what city?
Chex8: San diego
Cum Recepticle: K. And who am I supposed to be looking for when I get off the plane?
Chex8: a tall guy with light brown hair and green eyes, with flowers
Cum Recepticle: k
Cum Recepticle: Well, you're waiting at the gate when I walk up. "Hey...is this Chex8?"
Chex8: yes, wow you are beautiful
Cum Recepticle: Really, thanks! I don't get that a lot...the people I date always say I'm good looking, but never beatiful. You're a nice guy. So, wanna go back to your place?
Chex8: yeah
Cum Recepticle: Great! Do you want me to call you Chex, or something else?
Chex8: thats fine
Cum Recepticle: K. Well then, Chex...take me home.
Cum Recepticle: *I tap my foot impatiently, waiting for you to take me to your car*
Chex8: ok, so i drive you home and i notice that your nipples are hard and you dont have a bra, and i get really hard
Cum Recepticle: I see you looking at my nipples, and grin. "Like the piercings? You can see the rings through my t-shirt."
Chex8: oh yeah
Cum Recepticle: They tend to make my nipples hard all the time, but I don't mind...
Cum Recepticle: *I avert my eyes from your crotch, seemingly embarrassed*
Chex8: i really want to get home so i can see them without the shirt on
Cum Recepticle: Umm...okay, if that's what floats your boat. So, are we there yet?
Chex8: yeah we are walking in and i offer you a drink
Cum Recepticle: Ah, thanks! Got vanilla Stolis? A vanilla Stolis and coke would be great. Or a Black Russian.
Chex8: sure i got that
Cum Recepticle: Great! Hey, where am I gonna sleep? I want to put my suitcase down.
Chex8: ok ill show you to the bedroom, you can put your things in their if you want
Cum Recepticle: Okay. *I walk into the bedroom and set my stuff down* "Er, so...this is the guest room, eh? It's pretty nice."
Chex8: yeah my room is a little bigger if youd like to share it with me
Cum Recepticle: Umm...er, I think this'll do fine, I mean, unless you've got someone else staying who needs this bed.
Chex8: no
Chex8: whatever you like
Cum Recepticle: *I drop my bag and accompany you back to the living room, plopping myself down on the couch*
Cum Recepticle: So, what do we do now? I hope you've got my visit all planned out...I didn't come out here just to watch TV and play computer games, ya know?
Chex8: i sit down next to you and begin rubbing your soft smooth legs
Chex8: well we could do whatever
Cum Recepticle: (My legs aren't that soft, they're pretty hairy)
Cum Recepticle: Umm...what are you doing? My legs are fine, thanks.
Chex8: oh sorry, i thought youd like that
Cum Recepticle: Well, I dunno...maybe you could give me a back massage? The plane ride did kinda suck.
Chex8: ok, i've been told i am really good with my hands
Cum Recepticle: Great! *I take off my shirt, my nipples still slightly erect, and lay down on the couch*
Cum Recepticle: Go for it, buddy!
Chex8: ok, i am getting very hard again thinking about nipples
Chex8: does that feel good?
Cum Recepticle: Yeah, you're pretty good. Pres harder tho, please.
Chex8: ok i am pressing harder
Cum Recepticle: That feels really good.
Chex8: i hope you dont turn over because i am so hard but then again i want to see and feel your tits, its all i can think about
Cum Recepticle: WHAT? Dude! That's just wrong...it's kinda funny though, I guess.
Cum Recepticle: *I roll over*
Cum Recepticle: That make you feel better?
Chex8: i begin to softly kiss your back
Cum Recepticle: Woah! *I leap up and away* "What the fuck dude!? I've never been massaged like that before..."
Chex8: before you wouldnt even let me rub your leg
Chex8: what is wrong
Cum Recepticle: Well, of course not! I don't understand...
Chex8: what is wrong i thought you were liking it?
Cum Recepticle: Well, yeah...the massage was good. But I'm not into that whole 'alternative lifestyle' thing, ya know? I mean, what you do with your life is okay with me...
Cum Recepticle: *I drink some more alcohol, and pour myself another*
Chex8: ok sorry
Cum Recepticle: I apologize too, maybe I missunder stood you.
Cum Recepticle: *I give you a big hug, with lots of manly patting of the back*
Chex8: lets just have another drink
Cum Recepticle: Great...I love drinking. *I down another one. I'm visibly inebriated*
Cum Recepticle: So, what now mannn....
Chex8: we keep drinking and i can tell you are getting a little drunk
Cum Recepticle: Yeah, I lay down on the couch, half-asleep.
Chex8: i try to rub your back again
Cum Recepticle: I let you, not really thinking about what's going on in my drunken stupor
Chex8: i rub down your sides and feel part of your breasts
Cum Recepticle: I'm still not paying attention, so I let you continue. I mumble something about "oh yeah baby...that's the stuff"
Chex8: i turn you over and help you take off your shirt and pants as i do the same
Cum Recepticle: I'm starting to come to again, but not until you've got my pants down
Chex8: your tits are perky and your nipples aer very hard, i begin to rub your breasts and kiss your nipples
Cum Recepticle: I'm moaning some woman's name
Chex8: what?
Cum Recepticle: Your question jolts me awake...as I open my eyes I get a look of panic on my face
Cum Recepticle: WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Cum Recepticle: I scramble to get away and fall over the couch, jumping up with my pocket knife in my hand
Cum Recepticle: Look here fucker...I'm not gay, okay? I came out here cuz I thought you were a cool guy, not to have fucking gay ass-sex with you.
Cum Recepticle: I pull my pants back on, watching you angrily
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