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Trick Or Treat!
by: NYCockExchange
Posted: 06/26/00         Score: 3.4         Votes: 251
Like the folks who wander the streets on Halloween, sometimes a "treat" isn't always what it seems....
ren7712: Hi..I found your name when I did a chat search
NYCockExchange: Hi. I found your name when you did a chat search.
ren7712: Hey, if you don't want to chat, it's cool. You really 14?
NYCockExchange: Yes.
ren7712: How'd you get the warning level?
NYCockExchange: What am I at?
ren7712: 16%
ren7712: By the way, interesting SN. Why'd you pick it?
NYCockExchange: It sounded fun.
ren7712: It could be.
ren7712:
NYCockExchange: Yes. It could be. Especially when we stop beating around the bush and start cyberfucking.
ren7712: To be honest...I don't do this that much. Get us started Miss...?
NYCockExchange: You start. Taking a step out will be good for you.
ren7712: ::sits at home in his warm Los Angeles condo, and hears a knock at the door...a little curious, he answers it:: Hello?
NYCockExchange: "Trick or treat!" I shout, holding out my bag.
ren7712: ::looking her curvy body over, he licks his lips:: Aren't you a little old to go trick or treating?
NYCockExchange: Depends on the kind of treat I want!
ren7712: ::he feels the large bulge in his pants begin to grow:: What would you like?
ren7712: Perhaps you'd like to cum in and show me?
NYCockExchange: Well, I've got a Mr. Goodbar & some Atomic Fireballs. What do you have?
ren7712: Oh, me? I've got a big long pop-sicle I've been saving up for someone special. Personally, i like blow-pops.
ren7712: you know it is shaping up to be a very hot night...
NYCockExchange: Hmm... Sounds pretty sweet! You'll lick my Whatchamacallit up and down, right?
ren7712: I suppose, if you'll let me put my hard candy anywhere I want.
ren7712: Why don't you come over here to the couch, and we can show each other what we have...
NYCockExchange: Sure! *sits down, careful not to wrinkle girl costume*
ren7712: (what the fuck?)
NYCockExchange: (I can take my costume off, if you like! I just don't want to damage it!)
ren7712: (Look, I'm not into gay sex)
NYCockExchange: (I'm not into gay sex either. I like chicks.)
ren7712: (Then why the hell are you even talking to me?)
NYCockExchange: (Because it's fucking funny.) Look! I took the wrapper off my Mr. Goodbar!
NYCockExchange: C'mon... Be a Hostess to my Ding-Dong!

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