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Dirks Says...suck my cock!
by: Hooked on Cock
Posted: 03/03/00         Score: 2.5         Votes: 142
This guy didn't speak English well enough to get the full effect. I think I'll use the Dirk Says bit again.
marcopassa: hi
20 m
and u?

Hooked on Cock: 12 f
Hooked on Cock: you sexy?
marcopassa: yes and u?
Hooked on Cock: yea
Hooked on Cock: I already said that
Hooked on Cock: er no I didn't.
Hooked on Cock: Nevermind.
Hooked on Cock: Anyway...I think I am
marcopassa: have you got a pic?
Hooked on Cock: http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/aimgirl/images/kalif.jp
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marcopassa: ok wait i see it
marcopassa: you seem to be sexy
Hooked on Cock: thanks!
Hooked on Cock: I think I am
marcopassa: how is your sex organ is it hot enouht?
Hooked on Cock: yes it is
Hooked on Cock: its hot and waiting for a dick to fill it
marcopassa: i am coming and i am hungry
Hooked on Cock: really? Mmmmmmm
marcopassa: yes
marcopassa: are you waiting for me?
Hooked on Cock: what do you want to do to me?
Hooked on Cock: yeah I'm waiting
Hooked on Cock: can we play a game?
Hooked on Cock: like, a sex game? It'll make me hotter
marcopassa: you take out your dresses
marcopassa: yes
Hooked on Cock: k
Hooked on Cock: I want to play Dirk Says
Hooked on Cock: its like Simon Says, you know that game?
marcopassa: no explain
Hooked on Cock: okay
Hooked on Cock: I'll tell you to do things, but you ONLY do them if I say "Dirk Says" first
Hooked on Cock: so, for example, if I say "Dirk Says, stick your dick in my ear" then you'd say that you stuck your dick in my ear
Hooked on Cock: here's the catch -
Hooked on Cock: If I *DON'T* say "Dirk Says" then you do NOT do it. If you do, you'll be 'penalized'
Hooked on Cock: do you understand?
marcopassa: wait
Hooked on Cock: k
Hooked on Cock: basically, you can only do things to me if I say "Dirk Says..." first.
marcopassa: ok start
Hooked on Cock: okay
Hooked on Cock: Dirk Says to take my clothes off
marcopassa: i stuck my dick in your ear
Hooked on Cock: NOOOO
Hooked on Cock: Dammit, you're not understanding me
Hooked on Cock: that was just the example
Hooked on Cock: that time I told you to undress me
Hooked on Cock: so you should have said "I undress you"
Hooked on Cock: understand?
marcopassa: HIMMM i kiss you start
Hooked on Cock: Dirk didn't say to do that!
Hooked on Cock: Dirk Says, take off my clothes first
marcopassa: I undress you
Hooked on Cock: EXCELLENT
Hooked on Cock: Dirk Says, start kissing me
marcopassa: i kissing you
Hooked on Cock: keep going
marcopassa: no
Hooked on Cock: very good!
Hooked on Cock: Dirk Says, keep kissing me
marcopassa: i keep kissing you
Hooked on Cock: Dirk Says, keep doing anything you want to me until I tell you to do something else
marcopassa: i stroke you boob
Hooked on Cock: Mmmm
marcopassa: i stroke your boob
marcopassa: i stroke your boob
Hooked on Cock: Um, you can change if you want
marcopassa: i stroke your hair
marcopassa: i stroke your sex organ ahhhhh
Hooked on Cock: Mmmmm!
Hooked on Cock: I'm getting all hot for you
Hooked on Cock: are you hot?
marcopassa: i stroke your sex organ ohhhhh
marcopassa: yes i am hotttttttt
Hooked on Cock: how big is your dick?
marcopassa: it is about 28 cm
Hooked on Cock: Ha! Dirk didn't Say "how big is your dick!"
I punch you in the stomach!

marcopassa: is it enought for you?
Hooked on Cock: er, yeah
Hooked on Cock: I still punch you for not following the rules, though
Hooked on Cock: okay, Dirk Says, start doing something with that 28cm weener of yours
Hooked on Cock: I'm rubbing my clit waiting for you to penetrate me
marcopassa: i insert my dick your...
Hooked on Cock: I pick up the alarm clock from beside the bed we're on
Hooked on Cock: What do you stick your dick in?
marcopassa: to your clit
Hooked on Cock: HA! Got ya!
Hooked on Cock: I smash the alarm clock over your head, sending shards of broken plastic and electronics flying all over the bedroom!
Hooked on Cock: Dirk Says, what are you doing next?
marcopassa: do you reach orgazm
Hooked on Cock: not yet
Hooked on Cock: you gotta keep doing stuff, and you need to remember to play the game!
Hooked on Cock: that's two strikes already, third strike and you'll receive the real punishment
Hooked on Cock: Dirk Says, what are you going to do to me to make me orgasm?
marcopassa: i penetrate my dick your clit
marcopassa: again i penetrate my dick your clit
Hooked on Cock: my clit isn't a hole, it's a little nub right above my pussy, which is where you should be sticking your dick.
Hooked on Cock: you can't stick it in my clit
Hooked on Cock: stick your dick in my pussy
marcopassa: ok
marcopassa: again i penetrate my dick your pussy
Hooked on Cock: Dirk didn't Say "stick your dick in my pussy" - you lose!
Hooked on Cock: I push you to the ground, and roll you over on your chest
marcopassa: i take out my dick and
marcopassa: again i penetrate my dick your pussy
Hooked on Cock: whipping out my huge 40cm COCK, I begin shoving it in and out of your asshole
Hooked on Cock: Oh God I'm loving this...feeling my penis penetrate your tight sphincter is getting me sooooo hot
Hooked on Cock: Do you like it, eh bitch?
marcopassa: feeling my penis penetrate your tight sphincter is getting me sooooo hot
Hooked on Cock: No, *I* am fucking *YOU* in *YOUR ASS*
Hooked on Cock: because you lost at Dirk Says
Hooked on Cock: My cock is really hard
marcopassa: No, *I* am fucking *YOU* in *YOUR ASS*
marcopassa: My cock is really hard
Hooked on Cock: No you're not.
Hooked on Cock: MY cock is hard
Hooked on Cock: now SUCK MY DICK BITCH
Hooked on Cock: (I just pulled my cock out of your ass, and am waving it in front of your face)
marcopassa: (I just pulled my cock out of your ass, and am waving it in front of your face)
Hooked on Cock: SUCK MY FUCKING DICK YOU GODDAMNED TURKISH FUCKSLUT WHORE
marcopassa: i must go out call me later have you got email
Hooked on Cock: No, SUCK MY DICK NOW
Hooked on Cock: fuck your email
Hooked on Cock: my cock is much more important - it needs love!
marcopassa: fuck your email
Hooked on Cock: exactly
marcopassa: fuck your email
marcopassa: bye
marcopassa: seni opuyorum
Hooked on Cock: FUCK YOU BITCH
marcopassa: seni opuyorum
Hooked on Cock: Don't speak your goddamned non-english shit language to me
marcopassa: i want to fuck your mother
Hooked on Cock: really? Sweet!
Hooked on Cock: Well, first you need to slobber all over my manmeat
Hooked on Cock: then maybe you can
marcopassa: is her there?
Hooked on Cock: yeah she is
Hooked on Cock: This is Hooked On Cock's mom - who are you?
marcopassa: say her i will fuck her
marcopassa: bye

marcopassa: forget all those sentences i like you bye
Hooked on Cock: HEY!
marcopassa: forget all those sentences i like you bye
Hooked on Cock: Suck my daughter's dick!
marcopassa: forget all those sentences i like you bye
Hooked on Cock: don't you leave without some dicksucking
Hooked on Cock: SUCK
Hooked on Cock: I want to be hearing *slurp* over here
marcopassa: i have to start work see you later forget all those sentences i like you bye
Hooked on Cock: *sighs*
Hooked on Cock: I hate you and your Dirk Says-lacking, dick-not-sucking ways.
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