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Illiterate Woodworker
by: Tiny Little Love
Posted: 02/17/00         Score: 3.2         Votes: 243
Yippie! Just another log with some illiterate moron with some bizzare wood fetish who needs to be told 15 fucking times that I am a man and want to ass-rape him.
JBoog1977: hey sexy
Tiny Little Love: hi
JBoog1977: so what do you have on
Tiny Little Love: nothing
JBoog1977: kind you do something for me
Tiny Little Love: umm what the hell are you talking about?
JBoog1977: get my dick to cum for me
Tiny Little Love: how am I supposed to do that?
JBoog1977: talk a bout it
Tiny Little Love: wow nice dick
JBoog1977: yea
Tiny Little Love: hey dick cum! cum cum cum, I command you!
Tiny Little Love: so did that work?
JBoog1977: it is 12inch long
JBoog1977: yea
JBoog1977: kepp talking
Tiny Little Love: yea right, and I have a 99 triple Z bra
JBoog1977: no my dick is that big
Tiny Little Love: and so are my tits, each tit is larger than the rest of my 12 year-old frame!
JBoog1977: ok it is 7inch long
Tiny Little Love: thats almost realistic
JBoog1977: it is that big
Tiny Little Love: a second ago it was 12 inches, so, well, excuse me if I dont believe you now
JBoog1977: kepp talk a bout my dick
Tiny Little Love: your incredible-rubber dick is fantastic
Tiny Little Love: i am mesmerised by how it grows and shrinks to incredible proportions!
JBoog1977: yea
Tiny Little Love: did it get that way from some bizare gama-radiation over exposure? or did you spill toxic waste on your crotch?
JBoog1977: if you wer her I wood put my dick in your ass
Tiny Little Love: melted, mutated, sizzling genitals really make me hot
JBoog1977: you like that
Tiny Little Love: you betcha!
JBoog1977: kepp talking
Tiny Little Love: ever see the incredible hulk?
JBoog1977: yea why
Tiny Little Love: when you get mad, does your penis get all green and veiny and grow to the 12" that you claimed?
JBoog1977: no
Tiny Little Love: damnit
Tiny Little Love: why not?
JBoog1977: talk a but sex
JBoog1977: be cues it do not
Tiny Little Love: talk in a way that the average person can understand what the hell you are trying to say, get your dick out of your hand and TYPE
JBoog1977: kepp talking a bout my dick
Tiny Little Love: mm ok
Tiny Little Love: well if I was there I would grab your dick in my hand
JBoog1977: yea
JBoog1977: and what
Tiny Little Love: and then I would make you get on the ground and sit on your knees
JBoog1977: I like that
Tiny Little Love: then i would take my other hand and start rubbing your balls
JBoog1977: taat is good to
JBoog1977: that is good to
Tiny Little Love: then I would make you lie on your back while I keep stroking your cock and rubbing your balls
JBoog1977: oh yea
Tiny Little Love: then I would crouch over you still doing my thing
Tiny Little Love: then I would focus my attention on your left testicle and hold it in my hand
JBoog1977: that sand nice
Tiny Little Love: then I would put my palm on the concrete floor with your testicle underneath, and force all of my weight onto this hand and wait until your testicle pops in a wave of pain
Tiny Little Love: then ill stand up, and start stroking my cock
Tiny Little Love: and while you are writhing on the floor in pain I will cum all over your body
JBoog1977: yea
Tiny Little Love: then I will roll you over onto your stomach
Tiny Little Love: and spread your legs apart
JBoog1977: and
JBoog1977: ok
Tiny Little Love: and then ill start ramming my cock into your lovely illiterate ass
Tiny Little Love: you are so fucking hot!
Tiny Little Love: still hungry for more?
JBoog1977: yea
Tiny Little Love: well while you are spread eagle on your stomach I will crush your right testicle under my shoe...
Tiny Little Love: do you like my cum all over your body?
JBoog1977: yes
Tiny Little Love: in your ass too?
JBoog1977: no
Tiny Little Love: i dont understand!
JBoog1977: what
JBoog1977: I not like it in the ass
Tiny Little Love: why dont you like my stiff penis raming into your tight ass over and over?
JBoog1977: I just dont ok
Tiny Little Love: that sucks, you need to be a little more open minded
JBoog1977: yea
JBoog1977: ok
Tiny Little Love: im not to sure why you dont mind me crushing your testicles into oblivion...but then I touch your sphincter and all of a sudden "I don't like that!"
Tiny Little Love: is there anything I can do to your ass that will make you happy?
JBoog1977: I did not like you crushing my testicles I did not like that
JBoog1977: no'
Tiny Little Love: but you didnt complain!
JBoog1977: i no
Tiny Little Love: so if I were to say...umm...reach into your ass and start pulling out intestine, that would "bother" you?
JBoog1977: why yes
Tiny Little Love: what the fuck is your problem?
Tiny Little Love: have you ever had cyber sex before?
JBoog1977: I dont like that sick
JBoog1977: no why
Tiny Little Love: perhaps if you had better communication skills I could suit my actions to your needs
JBoog1977: yea
Tiny Little Love: instead of this jibberish that just makes me think you are really into heavy body mutilation
JBoog1977: yea
JBoog1977: so
Tiny Little Love: well now that I got you off, are you going to return the favor?
JBoog1977: yea
Tiny Little Love: sweet
JBoog1977: do you went me to play with your tits
Tiny Little Love: sure!
JBoog1977: and I wood put my dick in your ass do you like that
Tiny Little Love: i love wood in my ass
Tiny Little Love: please let it be cedar
Tiny Little Love: is it cedar?
JBoog1977: and I wood fuck you all night long
Tiny Little Love: with a cedar shingle? you are sooo fucking hot!!
JBoog1977: and eat your puress out
Tiny Little Love: YES EAT MY PURSE! (its more like a pocketbook though)
Tiny Little Love: dont eat my lipstick though, it was expensive
JBoog1977: and thin I wood put my dick in your tits fuck it
JBoog1977: are you playing with your self yet
Tiny Little Love: the same shingle from my pussy? you are very romantic, you really know how to treat a woman, most people say diamonds are a girl's best friend, but ill tell you a secret, its really wooden shingles
Tiny Little Love: yes i have my fingers in my pussy, dreaming of you instering wooden objects into my most private areas
JBoog1977: oh yea
Tiny Little Love: keep going!
JBoog1977: i dont no what to see
Tiny Little Love: why dont you see my vagina?
Tiny Little Love: so, what backwards-ass country are you from anyway?
JBoog1977: I have to go to bed now I have to go to work at 700 cook ok I will get you to cum to more ok I love you sexy
Tiny Little Love: dont leave...
JBoog1977: why
Tiny Little Love: i just want to know something
JBoog1977: what
Tiny Little Love: just exactly how fucking stupid are you that I can talk about stroking my fat cock and cuming all over you, yet you go right into touching my tits and pussy?
JBoog1977: did you went to say that I am cuming on you
Tiny Little Love: no no...
JBoog1977: thin what
Tiny Little Love: I stood up, I pulled out my cock. And then I stroked my cock while you were squirming on the floor
Tiny Little Love: what don't you understand?
JBoog1977: so
Tiny Little Love: so why are you trying to put you dick in my "pussy" when I dont have one...did you mean my ass?
JBoog1977: dd you went me to say that
JBoog1977: are you a man
Tiny Little Love: No, I fucking said it, it fucking already happend, i am a man and i want to have wild sex in your ass
Tiny Little Love: then I want you to lick my ass then fuck it
Tiny Little Love: then i want you to cum in my ass and drink it back out...
Tiny Little Love: then give me a blowjob
Tiny Little Love: ...take my dick into your mouth and suck on it until i cum!
JBoog1977: it sad that you are a grl
Tiny Little Love: But thats what I thought you wanted? A guy to pretend to be a girl and then we each have anal sex!
JBoog1977: no
Tiny Little Love: Great....so you're saying you wont suck my dick then?
JBoog1977: no
JBoog1977: thats right
Tiny Little Love: jesus christ, whats the problem?
JBoog1977: I do not like men
Tiny Little Love: are you *sure*?
JBoog1977: yes
JBoog1977: I have a g/f
Tiny Little Love: damnit i really wanted your hot manly body between my legs while you ram your dick into my ass and stroke my fat cock with both your hands...are you absolutely positive this doesnt sound good?

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