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I've got "issues," too
by: Hooked on Cock
Posted: 01/10/00         Score: 2.3         Votes: 61
First I try to manipulate this guy into 'accidentally' stat-raping some chick, then I just start saying really wrong shit. Enjoy!
cloudmunky: you want ot cyber
Hooked on Cock: hmm...I guess.
cloudmunky: with a 16 year old male
cloudmunky: if you don't want to that's ok
Hooked on Cock: Are you cute?
cloudmunky: that's what everybody tells me
Hooked on Cock: then why do you cyber rather than getting a real girlfriend?
cloudmunky: becasue they just want to be friends and that sucks
Hooked on Cock: ah, yeah...that's how all the guys are with me.
Hooked on Cock: They all just use me then leave me
cloudmunky: I hate that I hate being singal
Hooked on Cock: it's okay...were young, i gess older guys just want my pussy and thats it.
Hooked on Cock: I am mature, tho...
Hooked on Cock: I listen to them talk about their wives and stuff
cloudmunky: really?
Hooked on Cock: yeah
Hooked on Cock: they always say stuff like "I wish my wife would stop making me go to those damned church picnicks, i can never score with those girls"
cloudmunky: I see
Hooked on Cock: or "yeah, last night she called Ron and said that we wernt bowling, so i got in trouble"
cloudmunky: I wish the girls would want to be more than friends
Hooked on Cock: like what? you want them to suck on your dick while you ram jars of mayonaise up their cunts?
cloudmunky: I would like just have sex the pleaure of it
Hooked on Cock: girls like it better when you shove things up their twats. believe me
cloudmunky: really
Hooked on Cock: yes
Hooked on Cock: penises arent that fun especially by young boys, which is why i like grown men
Hooked on Cock: they know what theyare doing
cloudmunky: I see
cloudmunky: that's cool
cloudmunky: I wish chicks would put out
Hooked on Cock: you gotta talk right to them
Hooked on Cock: you want advice?
cloudmunky: sure
Hooked on Cock: okay, well...those girls that say they just want to be friends, they are just testing you
Hooked on Cock: thats what we do when we like guys, we see if they will 'just be friends' so we know that they dont just want sex
Hooked on Cock: so when they say that, act normal, but then try and get them alone
Hooked on Cock: pretend you are jsut friends, but when you get a chance, go for it...if they went someplace private with you then they want you
cloudmunky: I see kinda
Hooked on Cock: we dont think like you guys do, i think
Hooked on Cock: so you gotta just ignore what yor brain says and do what i say, or else you wont get any
cloudmunky: I see
Hooked on Cock: sorry we are so funny that way
Hooked on Cock: some girls are agressive and dont play that game, like me
cloudmunky: yeah I guess you are
Hooked on Cock: but most want yo to just play along then go for it when we give you the chance, plus if you are kinda rough, most girls dig that
Hooked on Cock: if the girl has earings or wears kinda skimpy clothes, they prolly like it rough right away
Hooked on Cock: that turns em on
cloudmunky: I see
Hooked on Cock: does that make sence?
cloudmunky: yeah it does
Hooked on Cock: good! I hope it helps you...you are a nice guy i think
Hooked on Cock: you just need to find a girl like that who will play along until you get her alone
cloudmunky: yeah I guess
cloudmunky: so you have a picyure
cloudmunky: picture
Hooked on Cock: yeah, i think the link might be broken tho...
Hooked on Cock: http://www2.crosswinds.net/members/~aimgirl/ch
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cloudmunky: didn't work
Hooked on Cock: k 1 sec
cloudmunky: ok
Hooked on Cock: i dont think its working, i am sorry
cloudmunky: it's ok
cloudmunky: what do you wanna talk about
Hooked on Cock: i dunno. what other questions do you have about girls?
cloudmunky: well how could can girls talk dirty?
Hooked on Cock: what do you mean?
cloudmunky: well how nice can they seduce guys?
Hooked on Cock: what do you mean? I don't understand
cloudmunky: well what kind of thing do girls say to get guys
Hooked on Cock: you mean like if they are interested in you but want to test you?
cloudmunky: well what kind of things do they say when they want to have sex?
Hooked on Cock: hmm...
Hooked on Cock: well, stuff like "what should we do now?" if yer alone. that definitely means they want you right then and there
Hooked on Cock: or if they say "i think i should get going home" and then give you kind of a sad look
cloudmunky: if you knew me and wanted to have sex what would you do to me/
Hooked on Cock: um, hmmm...
cloudmunky: and how would you get me in bed
Hooked on Cock: I'd tell you to get ME into bed. Like, pull me down onto you. thats how girls like it - you gotta be tough
cloudmunky: oo sounds good
cloudmunky: what would you do to me
cloudmunky: ?
Hooked on Cock: i would want you to do the work
cloudmunky: but what would you do to me
cloudmunky: you have to do stuuff to me
cloudmunky: help me out here I am jerking off
cloudmunky: ?
Hooked on Cock: hehe you are?
Hooked on Cock: how hard are you?
cloudmunky: yeah is that a problem
cloudmunky: really hard
Hooked on Cock: no...mmm....
Hooked on Cock: i really want you to get off...
Hooked on Cock: i want you to jizz all over the keyboard and monitor for me
Hooked on Cock: that'd make me SOOOO hot.
cloudmunky: I am jerking slow so I cum a lot
Hooked on Cock: mmmmmm
Hooked on Cock: how close are you? I want to tell you a surprise right as you climax...
cloudmunky: kinda far
cloudmunky: I need something to turn me really on
cloudmunky: talk dirty to me
Hooked on Cock: well, let me help....
cloudmunky: oh please do
Hooked on Cock: if i were there with you, i'd stick your penis so far into me my eyes would bleed
cloudmunky: m,mmm
Hooked on Cock: then i'd gyrate my hips like a ballarina until you jizzed out my nose
cloudmunky: yeah....
Hooked on Cock: then i'd ride you like a hobby horse until i creamed too, or until you pleaded for me to stop
cloudmunky: yeah....
Hooked on Cock: is 'yeah' all you can type with one hand?
cloudmunky: I am bust too you know
Hooked on Cock: Er, you just blew yer wad?
cloudmunky: nope not yet
cloudmunky: still strokin
cloudmunky: keep talking please
cloudmunky: please
Hooked on Cock: sorry
Hooked on Cock: mmm i want to take you in my mouth and make like a circus seal
Hooked on Cock: id bite, too
cloudmunky: be a little more gentle
Hooked on Cock: sorry...
cloudmunky: it's ok keep going
Hooked on Cock: um...can i just keep saying 'cum! cum! cum!' until you explode all over your equipment?
cloudmunky: please....
cloudmunky: say other stuff too that would really turn me on
cloudmunky: please keep going
Hooked on Cock: TOGGLE SWITCH
Hooked on Cock: POWER CORD
Hooked on Cock: LIGHT SWITCH
Hooked on Cock: CAR KEY
cloudmunky: ?
Hooked on Cock: Umm..shit...what else turns stuff on?
cloudmunky: you know what I am talking about
cloudmunky: make me horny
Hooked on Cock: oooooohhhh
Hooked on Cock: I dunno what to say.
cloudmunky: oh don't stop
cloudmunky: talk dirty
Hooked on Cock: um...just think about my naked pre-pubescent body all lathered up in motor oil and covered in sawdust, riding a lawn mower across a field of daisies
Hooked on Cock: mmm
cloudmunky: I can picture the naked part but not the other stuff
Hooked on Cock: oh, sorrry
Hooked on Cock: what about "my naked...body all covered in motor oil and sawdust, rolled up in a carpet and sent careening down an empty highway onramp?"
Hooked on Cock: did that work?
cloudmunky: that sounds broodle
cloudmunky: tone it down
Hooked on Cock: that's 'brutal'
Hooked on Cock: okay, i will...
Hooked on Cock: hmm...
Hooked on Cock: "my naked...body shivering in a crack-withdrawl nightmare of pain and suffering, blurry images spinning about me in a whirlwind of horro."
Hooked on Cock: sorry, is that too brutal too?
cloudmunky: kinda
Hooked on Cock: okay...
cloudmunky: I am from america
Hooked on Cock: OOOOH that explains it.
Hooked on Cock: my mistake
cloudmunky: it's ok
Hooked on Cock: okay...picture my naked, pre-pubescent body wrapped around your head, my crotch suffocating you with it's musky aroma
cloudmunky: mmmm
cloudmunky: yeah
Hooked on Cock: then id reach back and tug on your young boylike penis until you passed out from the lack of oxygen reaching your brain.
Hooked on Cock: i am sorry
Hooked on Cock: that is still not right is it?
Hooked on Cock: i dont know how to be americanized
Hooked on Cock: You didn't pass out from a massive ejaculation, did you? That'd be fucking wrong.

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Hooked on Cock: GOD DAMMIT...I didn't even get to tell him my surprise about being a guy and all...dammit dammit dammit

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