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Dude Looks Like A Lady
by: NYCockExchange
Posted: 12/15/02         Score: 2.9         Votes: 204
This threw me off: I'm supposed to be the only person in the conversation with a false identity. It's a little short - but so is your attention span, bitch.
GeneStarwin26: hi
NYCockExchange: Hello Mr. Gene Starwin.
NYCockExchange
: Is that really your name?
GeneStarwin26
: nope
GeneStarwin26: aslp?
NYCockExchange: Oh. Who's Gene Starwin?
GeneStarwin26
: hes an anime character
NYCockExchange: Oh. Well, what's your name?
GeneStarwin26
: jared
GeneStarwin26: u?
NYCockExchange: Jared U? What's the "U" stand for?
GeneStarwin26
: no i was askin u ur name
NYCockExchange: Oh. I see. So what's your last name?
GeneStarwin26
: samples
NYCockExchange: Jared Samples?
GeneStarwin26
: whats ur name?
GeneStarwin26: yes thats my name
NYCockExchange: My name is Selpams Deraj.
GeneStarwin26
: haha
GeneStarwin26: thats my name backwards
GeneStarwin26: more or less
NYCockExchange: Oh really?
GeneStarwin26: really, whats ur name
NYCockExchange: My name is Rhoda Johnson.
GeneStarwin26
: kool
GeneStarwin26: aslp?
NYCockExchange: Huh?
GeneStarwin26
: asl?
NYCockExchange: We've hit a speed bump.
NYCockExchange
: I don't understand you.
GeneStarwin26
: age/sex/losation/pix?
NYCockExchange: What's losation?
GeneStarwin26
: location i meant
NYCockExchange: Um.
GeneStarwin26
: wheres um?
GeneStarwin26: lol
NYCockExchange: Up your ass, hopefully.
GeneStarwin26: hmmm
GeneStarwin26: try somewhere else
NYCockExchange: Nope. Just up your ass.
GeneStarwin26
: alright
NYCockExchange: Awesome!
GeneStarwin26: lol
GeneStarwin26: how old r u?
NYCockExchange: Guess.
GeneStarwin26
: 13,14?
NYCockExchange: Why don't you just look at my info?
GeneStarwin26
: ok
GeneStarwin26: hey
NYCockExchange: What?
GeneStarwin26
: it says dont im u if ur under 18,
GeneStarwin26: pimply boys cant even get it up
NYCockExchange: Um. Okay, and?
GeneStarwin26
: here my pix. u decide
GeneStarwin26 wants to directly connect. GeneStarwin26 is now directly connected.
GeneStarwin26:

NYCockExchange: That's not funny.
GeneStarwin26
: what?
GeneStarwin26: o my shrt
GeneStarwin26: yeh it is
NYCockExchange: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.
GeneStarwin26: look if its the shirt im srry
NYCockExchange: You said your name is Jared.... well, Jared is a guy's name!!
NYCockExchange
: And that's not a GUY in the picture.... that's a GIRL!
GeneStarwin26
: ad?
GeneStarwin26: o
GeneStarwin26: HEY!!!!!!!
NYCockExchange: Why did you try to trick me like that?
GeneStarwin26: im a guy
NYCockExchange: Well, why are you sending my pictures of that fat girl?? Please, make her go away!
GeneStarwin26
: knock it off, thats me
NYCockExchange: Are you on your brother's SN or something?
GeneStarwin26
: fine
GeneStarwin26: no i have n brother
GeneStarwin26: stop teasin me
NYCockExchange: I'm not teasing you! I'm just asking you to quit sending me pictures of obese women with saggy tits.
GeneStarwin26
: alriht ive had enough
GeneStarwin26: quit fuckin ih me
GeneStarwin26: *with
GeneStarwin26: ok?
NYCockExchange: Okay. But remember: I'm not a lesbian, sending me pictures like that will not turn me on.
GeneStarwin26
: stop it
GeneStarwin26: ur pissin me off
NYCockExchange: You're pissing me off, too. Why don't you just send my your real pictures and save us both a little time, eh?
NYCockExchange
: I have to admit, it was a little funny at first.
GeneStarwin26
: thats me
NYCockExchange: But this has gone on for too long.
NYCockExchange
: ....You're saying that is really you?
GeneStarwin26
: fine
GeneStarwin26: if u cant accept me for me than bye
NYCockExchange: Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you at all.
NYCockExchange
: It just really looks like you don't have a penis.
GeneStarwin26
: alright thats it
GeneStarwin26: thats me n august
GeneStarwin26: in
GeneStarwin26: i dont have that gut ne more though
GeneStarwin26: soccer has helped
NYCockExchange: I'll bet you're one of the star players on your team.
NYCockExchange: I mean, there aren't a lot of girls your size who play soccer.... I'd imagine most of them are in pretty good shape.
GeneStarwin26
: HEY!!!!
GeneStarwin26: i said knock it off
GeneStarwin26: im a guy
NYCockExchange: Are you sure?
GeneStarwin26
: god dammit quit it
GeneStarwin26: well?
NYCockExchange: I mean, fuck... there are a lot of crazy things in this world. I wouldn't be surprised if you told me, "My parents said I'm a guy, so I must be a guy. Never mind that they're never wrong about anything, or that I don't actually have a penis; my parents are right! I am a GUY!!!"
NYCockExchange
: You never know. I mean, I'd just hate to make assumptions.
GeneStarwin26: alrght thats it
GeneStarwin26: leave me alone
GeneStarwin26: uve had ur fun
GeneStarwin26 direct connection is closed.
NYCockExchange: Well, do you know any real men that I can have some cybersex with?
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