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by: Hooked on Cock
Posted: 03/06/00         Score: 3.7         Votes: 500
He didn't want to learn about quantum physics as it applied to his dick, so I decided to play the role of a novelist. He didn't like that either.
bengaliplayer: hey
bengaliplayer: remember me
Hooked on Cock: yeah
bengaliplayer: r u really hooked on Cock
bengaliplayer: do you like cock
Hooked on Cock: er no, that's my name but I don't like cock.
Hooked on Cock: Christ.
bengaliplayer: thats stupid then
Hooked on Cock: No, YOU are stupid.
bengaliplayer: fuck you
Hooked on Cock: I'm being sarcastic you idiot.
bengaliplayer: ok
bengaliplayer: sorry
Hooked on Cock: sheesh.
Hooked on Cock: sorry, I didn't mean to be cruel
Hooked on Cock: how can I make it up to you?
bengaliplayer: HOW OLD R U
bengaliplayer: i dunno
bengaliplayer: i'll think of something
bengaliplayer: but how old r u
Hooked on Cock: I'm 12
Hooked on Cock: you?
bengaliplayer: damn
bengaliplayer: i am 16
Hooked on Cock: really? thats not too old but I guess it'll do
Hooked on Cock: I prefer older guys
bengaliplayer: really
Hooked on Cock: I doubt you have the skills to satisfy me
bengaliplayer: do you have tits
bengaliplayer: please
bengaliplayer: give me a break
Hooked on Cock: yes, I have tits!
Hooked on Cock: two!
bengaliplayer: what size
bengaliplayer: your only 12
bengaliplayer: what size r they
Hooked on Cock: they're small, I don't wear a bra
Hooked on Cock: but my nipples are perky
bengaliplayer: you dont wear a bra yet
bengaliplayer: have you ever had sex
Hooked on Cock: I wouldn't be talking if I were you though, your dick is probably like 2 inches long (hard)
Hooked on Cock: yes I've had sex a lot
bengaliplayer: my dick is too big for you too handle so dont talk
bengaliplayer: i would hurt you
bengaliplayer: ok
Hooked on Cock: I doubt it
Hooked on Cock: how big is it?
bengaliplayer: about 7 inches hard
Hooked on Cock: given the physical aspects of this universe, 7 inches wouldn't do shit
bengaliplayer: yeah sure
Hooked on Cock: now, if we were in an alternate reality/universe (based on some theorized properties of a hyperdimensional universe), then you might hurt me.
bengaliplayer: r u trying to sound smart
bengaliplayer: cause what ur saying doesn't make sense
Hooked on Cock: Have you ever heard of Schroedinger's Cat?
bengaliplayer: have you ever heard of shrodenger
bengaliplayer: what did he do
bengaliplayer: exactly
bengaliplayer: you dont know
Hooked on Cock: Sorry..I'm verifying the spelling of the guy's name
Hooked on Cock: Oh well, it's close enough
bengaliplayer: you dont know do you
Hooked on Cock: anyway, the Schroedinger's Cat conundrum is this:
bengaliplayer: is...........
bengaliplayer: what is a conundrum
bengaliplayer: tell me
Hooked on Cock: 1 sec
bengaliplayer: dont look it up either
Hooked on Cock: I'm NOT BITCH
Hooked on Cock: fucking talking to someone, hold on
bengaliplayer: damn
bengaliplayer: whats up your ass
Hooked on Cock: You in a second, hopefully
Hooked on Cock: okay, anyway...
Hooked on Cock: Shcroedinger's Cat goes like this:
bengaliplayer: ok
Hooked on Cock: you put a cat in a box with a radioactive atom
Hooked on Cock: either the atom is going to decay, in this case causing a trap to go off and kill the cat, or it's not going to decay, meaning the cat will live
bengaliplayer: shrodenger created electon configuration
Hooked on Cock: *sighs* Great. We're talking about a highlight of quantum physics here...just shut up for a minute so I can finish
bengaliplayer: he used formulas using calculus
bengaliplayer: ok
bengaliplayer: he used derivatives
bengaliplayer: enough of this
bengaliplayer: wanna fuck
Hooked on Cock: anyway, the paradox is that you can't tell the state of the atom without observing it (er..it's actually more like it's both decayed and undecayed until observed to be one or the other)
Hooked on Cock: so that with the box still closed, the cat is both alive and dead at the same time.
Hooked on Cock: Okay, yeah...fuck me.
bengaliplayer: u start
bengaliplayer: your the pro
bengaliplayer: remember
bengaliplayer: my dick is too small
bengaliplayer: thats what u said
bengaliplayer: so let me hear what you would do to me
Hooked on Cock: er, okay fine...I won't talk about the co-existence of multiple universes, then, based on quantum interaction of particles.
Hooked on Cock: Okay...Hmm...what are you wearing?
bengaliplayer: a shirt and my boxers
Hooked on Cock: I walk up to you, brushing my hand across your groin as I press my body up against yours
Hooked on Cock: As I pull your head down to kiss me, my left hand slips through the dick-hole in your shorts and tightly grasps your dick
Hooked on Cock: Umm...I guess this isn't working. Am I not doing this right?
bengaliplayer: keep going
bengaliplayer: i am listening
Hooked on Cock: DAMMIT this isn't all about you, bitch! I need some input, too!
bengaliplayer: i'll stop you if you do something wrong
Hooked on Cock: I want to get off too
bengaliplayer: i will after you do me
bengaliplayer: i promise
Hooked on Cock: No, it doesn't work that way
Hooked on Cock: I want interaction NOW
Hooked on Cock: you can type one-handed
bengaliplayer: no
Hooked on Cock: Ah, fuck it...okay, fine, I'll keep going
Hooked on Cock: anyway
bengaliplayer: really i will do you
bengaliplayer: dont worry
Hooked on Cock: so I've got you tied to the stake, the members of the Inquisition watching as I ignite the torch
bengaliplayer: ok
Hooked on Cock: "Burn the witch!" They scream in unison
Hooked on Cock: I turn to you, a single tear rolling down my left cheek
bengaliplayer: what r u talking about
Hooked on Cock: "I won't forget the love we shared, Bengaliplayer....I'm sorry it has to end this way."
Hooked on Cock: I step back and throw the torch onto the kindling, my eyes shooting you one last look of sorrow before turning away
Hooked on Cock: er....what?
bengaliplayer: fuck me
bengaliplayer: not kill me
Hooked on Cock: what are you talking about? We're having cybersex, right?
Hooked on Cock: Ooooh that
Hooked on Cock: sorry, I think I accidentally typed in the wrong IM window
Hooked on Cock: okay, so where were we?
bengaliplayer: you were grabbing my dick
Hooked on Cock: RIGHT!
Hooked on Cock: Okay, so I'm tugging on your penis, feeling it harden in my grasp
Hooked on Cock: With a quick shove, I push you down onto the floor, and throw my young, lithe body onto your chest
Hooked on Cock: Beating on your chest with my small fists, I scream in sheer terror; "Father! Please leave, go! Now! Before they arrive!!!"
bengaliplayer: what the hell r u talking about
Hooked on Cock: But alas it is too late - the thundering of a foot hitting the door ends my pleading, cutting it off like a guilletine decapitating it's latest victim.
bengaliplayer: just fuck me
bengaliplayer: i am not even har d yet
Hooked on Cock: Oh, shit...sorry, I got carried away again,.
Hooked on Cock: Okay, I'm sitting on you, your hard cock inserted deep into my tight pussy
Hooked on Cock: I pump up and down furiously, creating a loud suctioning sound as my genital liquids form a tight seal between you and my cunt.
Hooked on Cock: "This may be our last day alive, Captain, but at least it won't be our saddest," I say as I continue riding you, ignoring the horrid screetching of tearing metal as the ship implodes around us
Hooked on Cock: "Cum in me, sir! Blow your wad into me as we're crushed into a metallic ball the size of a baseball!"
bengaliplayer: if your going to speak like this nevermind
bengaliplayer: i can go talk to other people
Hooked on Cock: The warning klaxon finally breaks, the wall upon which it was fastooned buckling under the gravitational pull of the Omega Device
Hooked on Cock: Er...huh?
Hooked on Cock: What did I say?
Hooked on Cock: Oh, nevermind...I get it.
bengaliplayer: ok
Hooked on Cock: Okay, let me do it right
Hooked on Cock: So you're down on the bed, and I'm straddling your chest
bengaliplayer: yes
bengaliplayer: then......
Hooked on Cock: I reach back and tug on your cock as I reach into my pants...
Hooked on Cock: Moaning ever so softly I begin stroking my member to the rhythm of me pulling on yours
Hooked on Cock: Hard as a rock, I release my grasp on your dick and shift my weight forward, pressing my hot manhood tight to the side of your face.
bengaliplayer: manhood?
bengaliplayer: what the hell
Hooked on Cock: "SUCK IT, WHORE!" I scream, waving the serrated knife around with my left hand. "SUCK IT OR I'LL BLEED YOU, BITCH!!"
bengaliplayer: suck what
Hooked on Cock: Ripping off the knitted balaclava that had been concealing my face, you scream in recognition of who I am - Earl, your first husband, the one you'd shot and left for dead in the Apalachian wilderness all those years ago!
bengaliplayer: whatever
bengaliplayer: later
bengaliplayer: have a nice life
Hooked on Cock: "Yes, it's me, back from the dead! Hahaha!! Now suck my cock you filthy slut-whore!"
bengaliplayer: bye
Hooked on Cock: I begin thrusting my cock into your unwilling mouth, choking you with it's immense girth
Hooked on Cock: "Bite and I'll cut your head off, Emma!"
bengaliplayer: ok i am going to block you know
bengaliplayer: now
Hooked on Cock: Grabbing your hair, I pull your head up tight against my groin, causing my manhood to fill your throat
bengaliplayer: ok fuck you
bengaliplayer: bye
Hooked on Cock: ...you don't like this? I could go back to quantum physics if you prefer.

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