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Battle of the Bulge
by: Guest Baiter
Posted: 04/05/00         Score: 2.6         Votes: 162
It's amazing how long someone will stay around once you say you have a long, stiff object in your pants. First one we have posted by Pathos, and I bet more will come!
billyb89654601: hey wanna chat for a while.. ?
PrincessLapdance: sure
billyb89654601: whats up?
PrincessLapdance: Not too much, except the pole in my pants
billyb89654601: polein your pants huh.. i dunno if i like a pole in a girls pants
billyb89654601:
PrincessLapdance: It's ok, there's not really any pole. I was kiddng. It's more like a small building
billyb89654601: wat kind of building?
PrincessLapdance: A tall, thick, throbbing one. I dunno... an industrial one I guess.
billyb89654601: if your a girl you should not have a tall thick throbiung polein your pants it should be in your mouth or some other hole
billyb89654601:
PrincessLapdance: oh, right. Sorry, I was confused. It's not a building, it's a large continent.
billyb89654601: oh yeah..
billyb89654601: need some exploration?
PrincessLapdance: Yes. My large black continent needs exploration. Especially it's peninsula.
billyb89654601: how about you some explore my penijnsula.. amybe withyour tongue
PrincessLapdance: No, I think you need to discover my large black continent.
billyb89654601: oh yeah. wihtmy tongue maybe?
PrincessLapdance: Yes, or your ass.
billyb89654601: my ass..
billyb89654601: ???
PrincessLapdance: Did I say your ass? I meant your shit-hole.
billyb89654601: what do u want me to do with it???
PrincessLapdance: what, your raging sphincter?
billyb89654601: no nothing wiht my asshoel
billyb89654601: ill stick yours thogh if you like that stuff
PrincessLapdance: ok, how about I shove my thick third leg into your gapin maw?
billyb89654601: ah no thanks i thkn you can keep yourthird leg wherever its at i want nothing to do with that
PrincessLapdance: Ok... do you want to rub my wankle rotary engine?
billyb89654601: no thanks..
billyb89654601: if its a pussy ill do it but not your wank;e
PrincessLapdance: Of course my thick throbbing manrod is a pussy! What kind of freak are you?
billyb89654601: imi not a freek butnever cal your pussy a [enninsula or building
billyb89654601: those rewssmble penises..
billyb89654601: you hsold say hole
billyb89654601: but ill give ya a great time girl
PrincessLapdance: Great! Will you manhandle my 9" hose?
billyb89654601: nope
PrincessLapdance: damn! Will you lick my tasty popsicle?
billyb89654601: nope sorry
PrincessLapdance: well what the fuck do you want to do then?
billyb89654601: ill fukc the hell out of ya.. all night long but im not licking your popsickel.. ill ik your cuntbut you need better comparisons
PrincessLapdance: comparisons? I can do that.
PrincessLapdance: My cunt is like a rock hard cock
PrincessLapdance: Your asshole is like a warm apple pie
billyb89654601: haha
PrincessLapdance: They would go well together
billyb89654601: yes they would
billyb89654601:
PrincessLapdance: GREAT!
PrincessLapdance: Let's get it on!
billyb89654601: ok top or bottom?
PrincessLapdance: Hrm. I like doggie style better
billyb89654601: im up for it . u want me to pound ya or go soft?
PrincessLapdance: Uhm.. it's ok, I'll go hard.
PrincessLapdance: Wait, what am I saying? I am hard.
billyb89654601: haha your sick
PrincessLapdance: so, you ready?
billyb89654601: for?
PrincessLapdance: our anal sex
billyb89654601: only if im pumpin
billyb89654601: im not takin any
PrincessLapdance: You can pump, but I'll jackhammer
billyb89654601: no thats cool if you have anything to kjackhammer witht hen i htnk id probly leave
billyb89654601:
billyb89654601: sorry
PrincessLapdance: We can reinact the Battle of the Bulge in your asshole!
billyb89654601: no thanks
PrincessLapdance: Ok, I'll be TWA flight 800, and your rectum can be the ocean, swallowing up my debris.
billyb89654601: ok soundsl ike a plan..
PrincessLapdance: Great!
billyb89654601: haha
PrincessLapdance: My 747 is flying along, nicely and quietly, above your looming asshole. Suddenly, for unknown causes, I explode into your watery grave, showering my semen-related debris into your pit of darkness
billyb89654601: cool sounds like funbut im not into the gay thing but it does soond like a goo dplan
PrincessLapdance: Yes, it is a goo plan. Very gooey.
billyb89654601: haha
PrincessLapdance: Ok, so, if you're not gay, can I pound my penis into your mouth?
PrincessLapdance: Hello?
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