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Desperate
In the asylum that I work, there is this sexualy deprived woman that keeps trying to sneek into the guys bedrooms.
Ofcourse we spot her in time, mostly, yet now she has gotten a liken of me.
What should I do?
Why are you working at an asylum if you aren't molesting the patients? I think it's already a given that when you check someone into a mental institution they're going to get raped a little.. - Sven
Um, fuck her? If you have to ask about abusing your power and authority over wacko mental chicks, you're a fucking retard. Holy crap.. - Kaen
Nice going Sven
Don't you have better things to do than fucking up this website?
Now I need to buy new glasses to see the previously wonderful menu.
And the textmode isn't working anymore either.
I hate you.. - Sven
You have to buy new glasses because you've been wacking off too much and you've gone blind. And if you look at this website in textmode, you need to get a real connection and stop bothering us on your 2400 baud modem, shitface.. - Kaen
racism extrordinare
though i think this sight is really funny, i find the racism baits insanely offensive. they are so offensive that they aren't even funny. racials slurs should not be accepted under any circumstances if you ginuinely want to move forward.
Nice spelling, dumb polack.. - Sven
I find people who find racism insanely offensive insanely offensive.. - Kaen
Wing-Commander
Hi guys and girls!!
I just read 'Sperm Whale Firefighter'. Sperm whales don't have baleen, they are toothed whales like dolphins and orcas. I'm such a geek!! Keep up the good work
Thank you for correcting this. I'll notify the pedophile I baited in that log and ask him for a redo, since the purpose of that log was to educate people on the digestive system of the sperm whale. I must apologize to everyone who has read that log, as everyone who read that log is now dumber. No points awarded, and may I burn in Hell forever. Or however that quote goes.. - Kaen
Honestly
I just like to reply to the previous two entries.
First: any expressions made by any moderators here or elswhere or not on personal account, but liable to lawsuites against the owner of the domain (normal exceptions are applicable: unincidental death caused by Mengele and friends, suicides by any sexual or racial preferenses (nothing excluded even when you had no part in it) etc).
Second: We all are cowards here who have no balls nor the arms nor the will to cause a fight in a bar, so whe do it on the internet.
This made no sense, except for the coward part. Remember, though: "Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still likely to get molested by a volunteer hugger in the bushes." I'm not sure what that means, either.. - Kaen
I'm baffled by how the KKK could still be throwing rallies if this were true. Thank God my Aryan brothers have Him on their side!. - Dirk
RE; Dirk finally getting his tubes tied
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....I think that's all that needs to be said. Then again anyone who has any sort of association with this website should be "snipped" for the good of the world.
We should all get snipped, and end this travisty alltogether.. - Dirk
Honestly
First to the Dirk that thinks all retards and invalids should be killed at death, careful what you wish for you sound like you would be at the top of the list?
Secondly, OK political correctness has gone entirely too far. It is typical of a pretty good idea gone horribly wrong by people with their own agendas.
The only solution is this call everyone dicks or cunts. This does not effect any minority group and yet still applies to all of them. And it works for both sexes so it is not sexist. If a man is acting less than manly he is clearly a cunt. And it a women says something stupid she is certainly a dick.
Then again that's just this cunt's opinion.
I prefer to kill retards before they die.. - Sven
Drag your crusty uterus back into the kitchen where it belongs, vile harlot.. - Bastardmessiah
Dirk is a genius. If ever I have a retarded child, I want him to be the first to murder it. You can be second - you can "kill it at death", as you put rather eloquently. And retardedly. Too bad someone didn't kill you at death. Or birth.. - Kaen