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um yeah...
will you fellahs give me like, advice on chicks and stuff? i have like, these problems and stuff... i tell ya what give me advice and i wont complain about lack of new baits!!!!
Only dirty niggers can get away with calling a bitch a bitch, so don't try it if you aren't wearing a loincloth and white face paint. Fat chicks suck good dick, but they'll just whine about "not being able to fit into any clothes" so unless you can keep your cock in their mouth 24/7, or get away with telling the whore to shut the fuck up, kick them to the curb after the first BJ. Finally, if you're a goddamned wetback, towelhead or dothead, you fucking stink and aren't going to have any chance bagging a woman unless they have a severe respiratory infection, are blind, or dead, so just give it up.. - Dirk
C.U.N.T. = Can't Understand Normal Thinking. - Bastardmessiah
Puddin in yer pillow
Mr. Dirk,
Once again I find myself compelled to offer my services. For a bus ticket and rimjob I would be most happy to fix your "HVAC" Please be advised that I will not tolerate BM's presence, as I hate papist flips. And their tongues on my anus.
Hm....lemme think about it. The big issue is that you waited too long - by the time I bought you the ticket and you got out here, the HVAC tech would already be here.. - Dirk
When you're done, you can fix my "COCK".. - Bastardmessiah
you cracka
yous bloods best be postin the madd baits yall. mah sexual life be dependin on that sheeyit
word up, mah nizzle.. - Dirk
N to tha izzo, meatpump.. - Bastardmessiah
I love this forum 'cause in a certain sense I think that you're doing a public, er "pubic?", service. Maybe it will give these sick fuckos pause next time they're trolling.
Given that it's really hard to get baitees to IM you anymore, I'd have to agree. Of course, it could also be that AOL modified how AIM searches work, making it more difficult to find people claiming to be 13-year old fuck-children. *shrugs*. - Dirk
Eight more baits posted, and I'll have paid off my debts to society.. - Bastardmessiah
Fantabolous
Well, I must say...your site is very fantabolous. Yep. It makes me want to do something, like fuck a sheep or another barn animal. Keep it up boys.
BM is a dirty flip, which is similar to a barn animal. I say you do him.. - Dirk
I would disagree with Dirk's racist remark; it propagates negative connotations toward the worldwide Filipino community - a hackneyed, stereotypical, and potentially harmful comment, for certain. Yet, as a dirty Flip, I don't have the right to rebuke cracker-ass freakshow motherfuckers. So, yeah, bitch - you should definitely caress my throbbing cock with your slime-lined uterus walls.. - Bastardmessiah
lil brother
My little brother wants to begin baiting, but i am afraid it may actually turn him into a homo... he's a bit queer as it is already. what do i do guys? i'm afraid that if he starts liking other men i cant lick his starfish no more
Thanks to the Supreme Court's recent decision, you needn't worry about your brother going to prison for being a buttfucker. Then again, if it's image you're concerned about - as opposed to legality, then you just might want to ask him, "HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING A FUCKING QUEER NOW, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT??" while you're fucking him in the ass really hard. After that, he'll either start to associate homosexuality with pain and shame, or decide that it's "the right thing" for him.
There's nothing you can do about him being a cocksucking buttfucker, but you can help him make up his mind.. - Bastardmessiah
There's nothing you can do about him being a cocksucking buttfucker, but you can help him make up his mind.. - Bastardmessiah
I think the best course of action would be to get some Chick Tracts - if those things won't turn him into a God-fearing heterosexual, nothing will. 'Cept maybe having his anus soldered shut with a curling iron.. - Dirk
Make My Day
Hello Dirk and Sven. My name is Larry and I am a huge fan of your site. Define huge, you might ask. Well, when I say huge, I refer to an amount larger than my dick. And, my dick is 3.6 cm (I measured last night) so that's pretty big, don't you agree? But, getting on to the point. Yes. The point. No sexual innuendo intended. ... Right. I was pondering about a previous question asked on this page entitled "Milk Me". And in the reply, you (Dirk) said you would accept payment in return for humping. I am willing to pay you 2 pennies. Maybe even 3 if the humping leads to an orgasm equivalent to a pig's (30 minutes). I am willing to fly you out to my house and accomodate lodging. This will not cut from your compensation. What do you think boys? Write me soon, me and ol' Willie can't wait. *Wink wink*
Your "Biggest" Fan,
Larry
I was likely drunk when I said I'd do it for 2 pennies, and being drunk voids anything I say or do (legally binding, it is). I'd need ten grand, at least, to actually leave my house to go fuck some guy in the ass.. - Dirk