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Dirk, I will peform said operation for $25, and Greyhound ticket, and a bottle of cheap wine.
Um. Thanks.. - Dirk
hmph
dirk if i give you money will you send me some type of collectable plate or something? or at least post a new bait for us to all gasp at and stroke our illustrious (pre snipped) members?
Yeah, sure, I'll do something. Whatever.. - Dirk
Tellurian
"PS - I've received a measly $1 donation to my charity fund, and I'm pissed. If you ungrateful fucks don't start giving me money, I'm going to stop baiting."
Listen, if you don't want my dollar just give it back. Asshole. See? No good deed goes unpunished. I coulda' bought a beer with that.
It's the thought that counts.. - Dirk
RE: Update on home page where dirk threatens to stop baiting.
Dirk...May i call you dirk? I know you want to have "the snip" pretty badly but the fact is, you never bait anyway, so i would'ent count on a rush of cash. All i felt when i read the update was a smal tickling under my chin. And that was Saddam Hussains cock who i have captured and now use for a sex slave.
I suggest you save cash and book the op on the good old NHS of britain. All it would cost you is a measly $600 return.
It's a constant amazement to see sarcasm go completely unnoticed. *sighs* It'll probably only cost a couple hundred if I pay for insurance for a month, anyway, so it's not a biggie.. - Dirk
fuck it
Dirk you should make as many clones as you possibly can! Then, forge them into the ultimate clone baiting team!
I'm pretty sure that if you take a bunch of babies and put them into a giant metal pot capable of heating up to temperatures high enough to melt metal that you'll end up with a bunch of ashes, not some sort of super team. But I'll give it a try, I guess.. - Dirk
Hey Dirk, what if your wife wants to have more kids? Are you going to put some sperm in a sperm bank?
Dirk is my sperm bank.. - Kaen
Most likely we will. It was pretty amazing we had the one kid, really, as my sperm count is pretty low (all that shooting it onto the monitor and keyboard, I guess), so I don't know how well it will work. I'll probably do it just to make everyone feel better, but regardless, I'm not having any more kids. If she wants another, I'll just tell her to go to the kitchen and bake me a pie.. - Dirk
um...
Sven how is it that you endure the rantings and raving of dirk about his penile member? Ane please dont tell me you gave him money for his funked out wang...
Someone's got to post crap on the front page every once in a while. I don't support Dirk's "choice". I don't think I'll be able to let him blow his load on my face if I know his little guys won't be wriggling around in there somewhere.. - Sven
I realize this is to Sven, but I'm answering anyway. As for Dirk's "choice", I'm all for it. If he wants to get snipped and spare the world from any more people with his genes in them, more power to him. Sven simply doesn't realize that there's other ways to get the squirmy feeling on his face.. - Kaen