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Dirk: I see your point. However, just for future reference, I tend to knock over condom stands rather than liquor stores.
TC: Just because my penis isn't physically attached to me, doesn't make it any less effective. I've got a few penis' in the bedside drawer. Don't be a racist!
Kaen: If you're not careful, doll, I might help you utilize that sock to its fullest potential. Don't tease me. Rrroower.
Bastardmessiah: I'm sure you help her with all the big words, so, in essence, you're contributing to her education. How can you go wrong?
Sven: It probably counts. That was a shameless plug, Sven. You're so naughty.
For all of you: Would you consider adding a woman to your midst?
First of all, you're going to have to respond quicker to our witty posts back to you. I had to go back through the feedbacks to reread the original one to make sense of your post. I hate having to work. As for adding a woman to our midst, I doubt it. The rest of these dateless wonders (with the exception of Dirk, only because he's married - poor bastard) would probably drool all over themselves to add you, if only for the possibility of free oral sex from an actual human female. For myself, I had two of my bottom ribs removed so that I'm now 'self-service' and no longer require the assistance of a female, human or otherwise. And to end an otherwise too long response, fuck you.. - Kaen
Girls scare me.. - Sven
Listen, you dumb bitch, we don't need any women on our crew. Take your soggy, bleeding cunt elsewhere.. - Tc
Considering that it took you 35 days to reply to our feedback, I can't even fathom how you *could* bait. Here's my imaginary bait scenario:
Pedo: Hi asl?
Pedo: Hello?
Pedo: ne1 ther?
Pedo: fuck u bitch
You: 12/f/BFE
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Message could not reach user Pedo, as you're too fucking slow.
--------------------------------------------------. - Dirk
Pedo: Hi asl?
Pedo: Hello?
Pedo: ne1 ther?
Pedo: fuck u bitch
You: 12/f/BFE
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Message could not reach user Pedo, as you're too fucking slow.
--------------------------------------------------. - Dirk
a question
Would you be surprised if you went to heaven?
I'm always surprised when I go to made-up places that only "exist" to scare children into following rules that were made up over 2000 years ago. There is no heaven. There is no hell. God is dead. Fuck Jesus. Fuck you. Get over it.. - Sven
Would you know my name / if you saw me in bondage?. - Bastardmessiah
No. I'd be surprised if Sven did, though.. - Kaen
For a brief visit from time to time, no. Forever, yes, but mostly because I really wouldn't want to be stuck there for all eternity.. - Dirk
Where?
Yes, where is the infamous SexBot?
http://www.baiting.org/Persona/Sexbot/? . - Sven
Dear Cocks
Your site kicks ass
Yup. . - Tc
My ass kicks this site, too.. - Dirk
Why the fuck?
Why the fuck are people afraid of clowns? I busted out in a few attempted baits to the question "What are you wearing?" with "My clown outfit." They run as if I've just tried to analy rape them with my big floppy clown shoe.
It probably stems from people's innate fear of being kidnapped, homosexually raped, killed, then buried under floorboards.. - Dirk
Hey...
DICKS do NOT cause cancer. THANK U.
Sure they do. All those dicks that smoke on the bus near me give me lung cancer. Same with those dicks that keep radioactive waste in their back yards. Those dicks give lots of people cancer.. - Sven
Quick question
I'm using the role of a 12 year old girl. So would it be a good idea to use bad grammar and lots o' misspelling?
It doesn't really matter. You could talk about your experiences in 'Nam' and they would still talk to you on the off chance that you somehow might really be 12 even though it is impossible.. - Sven
Using people is bad - attempt to befriend the 12 year old girl's "role" (whatever that is), then slowly work your way towards propositioning her for oral sex.. - Dirk