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Could it be...?
by: IntoxiChrist
Posted: 09/26/00         Score: 2.7         Votes: 150
Could it be that Satan's Executive hasn't come out of the closet yet?
Satans Executive: Hey wanna go to hell bitch?
IntoxiChrist: Sure. You drivin'?
Satans Executive: Yes.
IntoxiChrist: Sweet.
IntoxiChrist: If I drive, will you give Me a blowjob while I do? I really like that shit, ya know.
Satans Executive: You fucking freak.
IntoxiChrist: What the fuck? I thought all normal men liked getting good blowjobs.
Satans Executive: Yea but not giving them.
IntoxiChrist: You're right. I don't like giving them. You can suck Mine, though.
Satans Executive: I don't like giving them you fruit
IntoxiChrist: Well, fine, then. You don't have to spread your lips for me; just your asscheeks. And I can whip out My Almighty Christ-Cock and ream away.
Satans Executive: Umm no.
IntoxiChrist: Well, if you like, you can lube Me up first.
Satans Executive: no
IntoxiChrist: Really! Fuckin' sweet! I don't like lube anyway. It just makes squishy noises... and I want NOTHING to get between My 11" Jehovah-Johnson and the walls of your lower intestine.
Satans Executive: 11" what a fucking joke
Satans Executive: dont u mean ur 1.1 inch
IntoxiChrist: You seem bitter... could it be that you're bitter because you're Satan's bitch?
IntoxiChrist: Could it be that you're bitter because I've already fucked him in the ass till the blood dripped down his legs?
Satans Executive: no i dont feel like putting up with your shit
IntoxiChrist: Could it be that you're tired of hearing your "Boss" talking about me, comparing your tiny cock to mine?
Satans Executive: i am just going over our records of who goes to hell and who dont
IntoxiChrist: Could it be that Satan fucks you hard in the ass all of the time, and the sheer fiery pain of it prevents you from getting an erection?
Satans Executive: uumm no u fucking homosexual bastard
IntoxiChrist: Could it BE that as an executive for Satan, your job is his official Eunuch?
Satans Executive: no
Satans Executive: my job is to keep track of everyone that is comming to hell
IntoxiChrist: Could it BE that he's chopped off your penis and testicles, shoved them down your throat, and laughed at your choking while he was porking the fuck out of your semen-filled asshole?
Satans Executive: go fuck a hole in the wall
IntoxiChrist: Could it BE that, as Satan's little bitch, your job is to be the "Wal-Mart" greeter for the Lake of Fire, sucking off everyone who enters Hades?
IntoxiChrist: Could it BE that, because of that, your lips are fucking tired, chapped, and trembling, so you are therefore typing on a computer?
Satans Executive: go fuck a pig up the ass then give him head
IntoxiChrist: Could it BE that you get off on bestial pork-sex, and want Me to tell you all about it, so you can jack off in front of your computer?
Satans Executive: look just shut the fuck uo you homosexual slut
IntoxiChrist: Could it BE that if Satan caught you jacking off on the job, you'll be demoted to the Ambassador to Heaven position, in which you will visit Me frequently and suck My Savior Schlong?
Satans Executive: look just shut up
IntoxiChrist: Could it BE that you really enjoy talking to homosexual sluts, and are jealous that you're busy keeping the Book of Hell's Guest List while there are magnificent, gay orgies going on inside?
Satans Executive: no
Satans Executive: gay are fucking fruitbags that should be rounded up put in a hole and burried alive
IntoxiChrist: Could it BE that the sounds of the men fucking each other in the ass, and moaning causes you to get aroused and frustrated with your dead-end, Satan's bitch job?
Satans Executive: homosexuals are retarded and should be all shot and then their bodies should be burnt so no homosexual enzimes get away and go into other people
IntoxiChrist: Could it BE that you took your position in Hell so that you could be with all of the thousands of thousands of homosexual men who are sent there?

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