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Driver's Ed
by: Jenny
Posted: 05/02/00         Score: 3.6         Votes: 500
What 14 year old girl doesn't have a hot fantasy about her driver's ed. teacher? Car crashes, decapitations, Freddy Kreugar....this log has it all....
bigfatmeal: hey girl
Jenny: Hey fatty
bigfatmeal: what you been up to?
Jenny: Nothing
bigfatmeal: you ok?
bigfatmeal: Your not sounding to good
Jenny: I am fantastic
bigfatmeal: Good
bigfatmeal: Still thinkin of you
bigfatmeal:
bigfatmeal: baby, you quitin out on me?
bigfatmeal: who is gonna keep me UP at night?
Jenny: So, I'm guessing you want to cyber!
bigfatmeal: Are you in the mood (Rubbing shoulders)
Jenny: Yes...I have a VERY naughty fantasy I would like to try!
bigfatmeal: ok
bigfatmeal: shoot
Jenny: Okay....We are in driver's ed. class. It is my first road test. You are my instructor.
bigfatmeal: yup
Jenny: Ummm....your name is Mr. Jones. I am Jenny. I am wearing a tight little skirt and tank top.
Jenny: Ready?
bigfatmeal: Yes I am
Jenny: Hi, Mr. Jones, I am ready for my road test!
bigfatmeal: I need a favor from you before you learn to drive...
Jenny: What's that?
bigfatmeal: I need you too show me if you are old enough..
bigfatmeal: Your tank top is sooo tight, If you could take it off..
Jenny: Huh? I've been taking this class for fucking six weeks. Don't pull this shit on me now.
Jenny: Mr. Jones, we are driving first dammit. Then comes the sweet loving.
bigfatmeal: Oh, I'm sorry...
bigfatmeal: You do have a mind of your own
Jenny: No shit. Now let's drive. Give me the keys!
bigfatmeal: Ok, get in
bigfatmeal: You can choose where your going to drive today
Jenny: Cool! Let's do a little city driving!
bigfatmeal: OK, man, its such a hot day
bigfatmeal: Take a drive to that pond i showed you
bigfatmeal: The one up in the woods
bigfatmeal: Its about 30 miles away
Jenny: Drive to a pond? What lame shit is that? I said city driving dammit!!
Jenny: I thought I was choosing!
bigfatmeal: You certanly have a mind of your own
bigfatmeal: Take the friggin keys...
bigfatmeal: to the city we go
Jenny: Vroom vroom!!
Jenny: I rev the engine up and off we go.
bigfatmeal: where in the city are you driving to?
Jenny: The downtown area....where everything is happening!
Jenny: Mr. Jones, I have never really driven before. This is kind of confusing.
bigfatmeal: Let me show you a few things..
Jenny: Okay!
bigfatmeal: First you have to be EASY with the gas pedal
bigfatmeal: Take your time
Jenny: Wow, I'm so nervous. Would you mind if I played with my pussy while I did this?
bigfatmeal: Only if You make sweet little noises
Jenny: What if I just honk the horn?
bigfatmeal: Sure, BUT
bigfatmeal: WATCH THE ROAD!!!!
bigfatmeal: We almost hit that bus!!
Jenny: Oh my God! You pissed your pants!
bigfatmeal: Crap, I gotta change...
bigfatmeal: this sucks.
Jenny: Damn...crack a window now....This car reeks of urine.
bigfatmeal: We have to go to my house..
Jenny: Okay, which way is it?
bigfatmeal: I nees to get out of these stank clothes
bigfatmeal: take a right on olympia av
Jenny: *I come to a busy intersection. The light is red. I stop* Mind if I take my tanktop off....It is mighty hot out.
bigfatmeal: Not at all...
bigfatmeal: Here, let me help you
bigfatmeal: (Slides tank top off your body)
Jenny: Okay....*I accidenltly hit the gas peddle and we go flying into the intersection.*
bigfatmeal: Turn RIGHT!!!
Jenny: *It's too late, as a pick-up truck slams into us. Our car is flipped over and tossed several hundred feel. Metal is crushed and glass broken.*
bigfatmeal: Are we alive?
bigfatmeal: I'm pulling you out of the wreck
bigfatmeal: Barley, awake, blinded by the blast
Jenny: Barely......Both of my legs are broken and one arm is severed off.....
Jenny: Where the fuck is my arm? What the hell happened?
bigfatmeal: You just crashes
bigfatmeal: D!
Jenny: OH MY FUCKING GOD....MY ARM IS GONE!!!
Jenny: *I clutch at my bloody stump*
bigfatmeal: I'll call an ambulance!!! (Finding payphone, dialing 911)
bigfatmeal: Rip my shirt off, hold it over you arm
bigfatmeal: I'm trying ot stop the bleeding
Jenny: Thank you....you are so kind....*I stroke your face with my stump...leaving a trail of blood across it*
bigfatmeal: Here's the ambulance, let me go with you to the hospital
Jenny: Hey....do you promise not to laugh when the kids start calling me 'Stumpy'?
bigfatmeal: Of course
bigfatmeal: You poor girl........
Jenny: Forget the ambulance...I need to pass this test....
Jenny: *I grab the keys out of your hands and stumble to the car*
bigfatmeal: The car wont start, you wrecked it
bigfatmeal: we gotta walk and get my other car at home
bigfatmeal: its only a block away
Jenny: Motherfucking, Japaneese gook-mobile!!!!! *I kick the car*
bigfatmeal: HAHAHHHAHAHHA
bigfatmeal: I got a 1969 Chevy Impala back at my house
bigfatmeal: you finish in that
bigfatmeal: car
Jenny: Cool! Buh-bye you piece of shit! *I flick my cigarette at the car*
bigfatmeal: *I carry you back over my shoulder like a firefighter carries victims*
Jenny: *Unfortuantly, the cigarette landed in a puddle of gasoline that had spilled from the car*
Jenny: *BOOM!!! The car goes up in explosion. Fire and shrapel fly everywhere*
bigfatmeal: OK, are we gonna live through this fantasy of yours?
Jenny: *A piece of sharp shrapnel flys and slices into my foot, severing it from my leg. Cinders catch on my tanktop, and it soon becomes engulfed in flames*
bigfatmeal: I attempt to stop the bleeding with my pants
Jenny: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I AM ON FIRE!!! AAAAHHH!!!
bigfatmeal: It is the last article of clothing i have, exept for my shoes
Jenny: *The fire spreads over my body, and my flesh begins melting from my skin.*
bigfatmeal: *I smother the flames with my body, we both are burning*
Jenny: OH DEAR MOTHER OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!! *The fire has melted away my face, exposing bone and tissue*
bigfatmeal: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!
bigfatmeal: Where in the world is this going?
Jenny: *I jump on top of you, hoping to fuck you....You can't help but feel like Freddy Kreuger is going to screw your brains out*
Jenny: FUCK MY MELTING, DECAPITATED BODY!!!!
bigfatmeal: hey girl I got limits..
bigfatmeal: NO
Jenny: *I now bring out my hand, and you see a glove of knives..*
bigfatmeal: I bust out a garbage can, and attempt to defend myself
Jenny: *I cackle with glee as a fedora appears on my head.....*
bigfatmeal: umm
bigfatmeal: and this fantasy
bigfatmeal: end this i meant
Jenny: *I whip out my 2nd degree burned cock and start pumping you with it.*
bigfatmeal: yoyoyoyo
bigfatmeal: IF
bigfatmeal: you want to chat
bigfatmeal: EVER AGAIN
bigfatmeal: end that crap
bigfatmeal: NOW
Jenny: *I transform from Freddy back into the girl.*
bigfatmeal: what ailes your crazy mind girl?
Jenny: *But I am still horribly burned and decapitated in several places.*
Jenny: Suck my roasted titties!!!
bigfatmeal: you always like this?
bigfatmeal: Go to the hospital
bigfatmeal: get better, heal your burns
Jenny: *I whip out my burned boobies...my nipples are crusted and puss filled*
Jenny: I am horny dammit!! I need your sexual healing!!
bigfatmeal: I need your body to heal before I imagine that shit..
Jenny: *Suddenly the sweet sounds of Marvin Gaye fill the air.*
bigfatmeal: you were making me ill
bigfatmeal: an apology is needed
Jenny: I try to do a seductive dance....not succeeding too well, only having one arm and foot.....*
Jenny: C'mon you fucker!! I am dancing for you on a fucking bloody stump!! And you want an apology!!
bigfatmeal: yup
Jenny: My pussy is really fucking tight now, seeing how the fire mangled it....
bigfatmeal: i'm done with this fantasy
bigfatmeal: this shit is ILL
bigfatmeal: and WRONG
Jenny: Goddammit.....I am not done jerking off....
Jenny: Oh what? Burn victims can't get a little bump and grind?
Jenny: Oh....and did I pass my driving test?
bigfatmeal: Look, i got patience, but that is ridiculous
bigfatmeal: nope
bigfatmeal: u failed
bigfatmeal: u crashed my friggin car
Jenny: Bastard! *I jump into a nearby parked car and slam into you, making you crumble to the ground.*
Jenny: * I rip out the turn signal and approach your crippled body. I start fucking you with the turn signal*
Jenny: I'M MAKING A LEFT RIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE BITCH!!!! *I signal fucking you to the left with my bloody stump*
bigfatmeal: ok...
bigfatmeal: LISTEN!!!!
bigfatmeal: TO
bigfatmeal: ME!!!
bigfatmeal: I WILL *BLOCK* you
bigfatmeal: If you dont stop
bigfatmeal: plain
bigfatmeal: and
bigfatmeal: simple
Jenny: NOW WE'RE GOING UP PEDOPHILE LANE....WE BETTER GO RIGHT!!!! *I start fucking you to the right with the turn signal*
Jenny: *I signal to the right with my bloody stump.*
bigfatmeal: Seriously... Are you on drugs
bigfatmeal: ?
bigfatmeal: Satanic?
bigfatmeal: END YOU FANTASY!!
bigfatmeal: END YOUR FANTASY!!
Jenny: Can I take the written test now?
Jenny: Better take my license picture now....I have a friend take a polaroid of me fucking you with the turn signal*
Jenny: *The turn signal snaps in half from all of the pressure*......Dammit....this car was definitly not made in America....
Jenny: I think you need your battery charged...I grab a battery charger from the trunk and attach a negative and positive to each nipple.
Jenny: I attach the other end to my battery......Suddenly volts of electricity are juiced into your nipples, sending shockwaves throughout your body.....You begin to foam and bleed at the mouth....I begin to jerk off your electrified cock, hoping a super-cum will come out.

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