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Abort-O-Van
by: Abortions4Free
Posted: 06/04/01         Score: 4.0         Votes: 500
The other fun part of this was towards the end when I was posting pro-abortion testimonials on Christian Singles Chat. He was going apeshit trying to keep up discounting them. If you end up getting an abortion, make sure to mention his name.
TetraDragoon: Your sick. You used to be a child. Did YOU ruin your parents lives!? Probably not. It probably made them happy they had a child. Would you have wanted to die?! Well, giving abortions is like Murdering an innocent Person.
Abortions4Free
: Ma'am?
TetraDragoon: No. I am A Male.
TetraDragoon
: Your sick.
Abortions4Free
: I apologize for the hold, we are very busy.
TetraDragoon: I don't care.
Abortions4Free
: Do you mean "you're" sick?
TetraDragoon: You are a SICK person.
TetraDragoon
: Whatever.
TetraDragoon
: YOU'RE SICK IN THE MIND
TetraDragoon
: By killing those little kids
Abortions4Free
: What seems to be the problem? Customer service is our middle name.
TetraDragoon: You are Destroying lovely Effects Of Life.
TetraDragoon
: You're Giving Abortions.
TetraDragoon
: Abortions Are Very Wrong
Abortions4Free
: Those "little kids" are usually of little or no consequence in this world. Statistically, anyway.
TetraDragoon: Your Murdering Innocent Children. YOU Were achild once.
TetraDragoon
: Dont you have a Heart?
Abortions4Free
: Really. Do you know what the odds of you giving birth to a child who will amount to anything are? 2%. Not very good.
Abortions4Free: Are you pregnant now?
TetraDragoon: I am MALE
TetraDragoon
: But even if i were, I could let someone ADOPT my child
TetraDragoon
: not Kill the baby. That baby is LIFE. YOU WERE A BABY.
Abortions4Free
: A lot of people feel that way until I have explained out "abortion mentoring" program.
TetraDragoon: How would you feel...
TetraDragoon
: If your mother..was pregnant with you...
TetraDragoon
: and gave birth to you..
TetraDragoon
: Then, Killed you?
TetraDragoon
: What would you think?
Abortions4Free
: You know, you could earn cash bonuses of up to 50 dollars per child just to refer underage girls to our many mobile clinics nationwide.
Abortions4Free: It's not really so much "killing" when you can make that kind of scrath, is it?
Abortions4Free: scratch*
TetraDragoon: You are hopeless.
Abortions4Free
: To answer your question, if my mother had aborted me right now, I wouldn't have to be at work.
TetraDragoon: Yeah?
TetraDragoon
: Do you have a husband?
Abortions4Free
: Besides, isn't a dead baby a baby that is with Jesus?
TetraDragoon: Do you love someone?
TetraDragoon
: That doesnt count.
Abortions4Free
: Why not?
TetraDragoon: Jesus Despises Abortion
Abortions4Free
: Do you know why?
Abortions4Free: Because... (don't interupt)
Abortions4Free: In Jesus' day, abortions were performed crudely, through a series of bellyflops in the Tigris or several kicks to the mid-section.
Abortions4Free: If Jesus could see the plush accomodations of our fleet of Abort-O-Vans, he would be first in line!
Abortions4Free: So how about we get you signed up to make some summer spending money!
TetraDragoon: i severely Doubt that.
TetraDragoon
: No.
Abortions4Free
: What's holding you back?
TetraDragoon: <-Is a Male, Not a Female
TetraDragoon
: And i would NEVER, mark my word NEVER kill a child. It is murder
Abortions4Free
: I was referring to our mentoring program. You could sign up girlfriends that are pregnant. Make even knock a few up on your own!
TetraDragoon: ...
TetraDragoon
: You are Failing to see my point
Abortions4Free
: Do you beleive in Jesus Christ?
TetraDragoon: Yes i do.
TetraDragoon
: But Abortion is against Jesus.
Abortions4Free
: Thats the great thing - So do we!
TetraDragoon: It is Written So in the BIBLE
TetraDragoon
: Let me go get the quote.
TetraDragoon
: brb.
TetraDragoon
: Hold
TetraDragoon
: please
Abortions4Free
: And while we understand SOME Christians can read into the Bible that abortion is wrong, I think we ALL agree that the best place to be is with Jesus, correct?
TetraDragoon: It is.
Abortions4Free
: So aren't we really helping your dirty baby get to the Valhalla sooner?
TetraDragoon: But Jesus' Intentions are to have us live happy lives and make new life (making someone pregnant and having a child).
TetraDragoon
: Thus,You are going against his wishes.
Abortions4Free
: I think a lot of the reason that you so-called Christians are against abortion is jealousy. You are mad that your child gets to be with Big J sooner than you.
Abortions4Free: And jealousy is an ugly ugly thing.
Abortions4Free: Now lets get you signed up. Whats your email addy?
TetraDragoon: ...
TetraDragoon
: You are FAILING to se MY point,my dear.
TetraDragoon
: I am getting annoyed.
TetraDragoon
: (don't interupt)
TetraDragoon
: My point is: Gods intentions are to have us live happy,and fullfillment Lives. You are taking that away from those children who have a right to live. WICH IS WRONG. Abortion is Killing those Children. They Have a right to live. Is that not true?
TetraDragoon
: (that they have a right to live,that is).
Abortions4Free
: We also have a ride along program that could make you feel a lot more comfortable with the process. Once you see that we not only make sure the process is safe (only 31 deaths and 188 serious injuries per 1,000 terminations), we also make it fun! Many of or trained and semi-certified technicians dress like clows or hand out ballons to make the little girls smile, not just bleed!
TetraDragoon: Are you there?
TetraDragoon
: I have an idea.
Abortions4Free
: Lets sign you up for a ride along! I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up actually training to be a technician with our service!
Abortions4Free: Yes, I am here!
TetraDragoon: Forget about your job
TetraDragoon
: Stop thinking about what you do as a living.
Abortions4Free
: Well, its not so much a "job". We cannot afford to pay.
TetraDragoon: Now, Will you read this, and look at this?
Abortions4Free
: OUr people work out of the love of the art.
TetraDragoon: Abortions4Free: My point is: Gods intentions are to have us live happy,and fullfillment Lives. You are taking that away from those children who have a right to live. WICH IS WRONG. Abortion is Killing those Children. They Have a right to live. Is that not true?
Abortions4Free
: (that they have a right to live,that is).
TetraDragoon
: that is not an art.
Abortions4Free
: Oh, yes it is. In fact, we have a gallery in Minneapolis of wall painting made from the pre-formed eyes and fluviatic membrane od unborn children. But that is beside the point.
TetraDragoon: Listen to me.
TetraDragoon
: Stop talking.
TetraDragoon
: AND READ THIS: Abortions4Free: My point is: Gods intentions are to have us live happy,and fullfillment Lives. You are taking that away from those children who have a right to live. WICH IS WRONG. Abortion is Killing those Children. They Have a right to live. Is that not true?
Abortions4Free
: (that they have a right to live,that is).
Abortions4Free
: Whether they have any "rights" is not for me or you to decide. We only concern ourselves with our legal right to terminate them as quickly as you can make them.
TetraDragoon: You are failing to see my point still.
Abortions4Free
: So what is you email so that we can get you signed up!
TetraDragoon: GOD HAS CHOSEN THAT THEY LIVE, BY MAKING US! DUH!
TetraDragoon
: Jesus was a child, if he had been aborted, YOU AND I WOULD NOT EXIST!
TetraDragoon
: STOP RESISTING TO WHAT I SAY!
Abortions4Free
: If God had not intended us to perform abortions he wouldn't have given us the wonderful fleet of vans to perform them in. Argue with that!
Abortions4Free: Now lets get you signed up.
TetraDragoon: i shal
TetraDragoon
: *shall
TetraDragoon
: Humans made those vans
TetraDragoon
: god did not
Abortions4Free
: And he made humans.
TetraDragoon: Yes
Abortions4Free
: Humans who made these plush mobile-termination units.
TetraDragoon: Those humans were "Adam And Eve"
TetraDragoon
: No. They Did not.
TetraDragoon
: Vans are made for Transportation. So we(humans) do not wear ourselves out,trying to get places by Running, Or walking!
Abortions4Free
: Well maybe Adam and Eve could have used a ride in the Abort-O-Van rather than plaguing this Earth with you and me!
TetraDragoon: You're Failing to see my point
Abortions4Free
: If we had been around to suck Eve's womb dry like a empty *-bal baggie, the Garden of Eden would still be beautiful...
Abortions4Free: 8-Ball*
Abortions4Free: and Adam would have made up to 50 clams!
Abortions4Free: So lets get you signed up. Whats your email address?
TetraDragoon: The earth is "The Garden Of Eden"
TetraDragoon
: And the earth is beautiful,Is it not?
Abortions4Free
: Do you want literature on mentoring (sending girls in under the guise that the will be put to sleep and wake up with candy) or Tech-training (where you will learn how to give abortions in the privacy of your own home, school or basement)?
TetraDragoon: no.
Abortions4Free
: The Earth would be a lot more beautiful if it only had two people on it. Ever sat in traffic? Exactly.
TetraDragoon: No.
Abortions4Free
: We also have a literature program that has nothing to do with abortion. Do you think prevention is important in stopping underage prenancy?
TetraDragoon: no.
TetraDragoon
: underage pregnancy is wrong. But you cant stop it. The little babies are still supposed to live,no matter what age the mother is.
Abortions4Free
: We have a series of pamphlets teaching teen and pre-teen how to use sodomy as a fun and healthy alternative to intercourse.
Abortions4Free: It eliminates all need for abortion!
Abortions4Free: So, can we send you out some leaflets to hand out in your community?
TetraDragoon: no.
TetraDragoon
: Im not that stupid.
Abortions4Free
: We have "Babies Don't Come From Blowjobs"or"Jesus Wants You To Take It InThe Ass".
Abortions4Free: What is your home address so I can get these out?
TetraDragoon: 321243 N. EatWood
Abortions4Free
: (And Remember - If Jesus were warning me, he would do it like a man and not anonymously like a fucking homo)
TetraDragoon: <-is not warning you....
TetraDragoon
: unlike you are...
TetraDragoon
: Wich i see no reason for you to of warned me.
Abortions4Free
: I have added your name to our automated message in Christian chat so that girls will feel more comfortable using our service.
TetraDragoon: ?
Abortions4Free
: And you are the only person chatting with me now, so you had to be the one warning me. Does Jesus teach you to lie?
Abortions4Free: Or the preist who rapes you and asks you not to tell?
TetraDragoon: no.
Abortions4Free
: ATTN YOUNG GIRLS CURSED WITH CHILD: DON'T RUIN YOUR LIVES WITH THE HORROR OF MOTHERHOOD. IM US REGARDING A SAFE, DISCREET AND FREE TERMINATION OF YOUR UGLY BURDEN. THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE. *** Sposered By TertraDragoon***
Abortions4Free: That will run on Christian Chat for the next 6 weeks.
Abortions4Free: You will make 10 dollars from any abortion that mentions this ad.
TetraDragoon: ::growls::
TetraDragoon
: You are a sick person!
TetraDragoon
: I do not do such things!
Abortions4Free
: Wow, I have only run it twice and already I have a 14 yr old girl in another box who is pregnant and scared. Looks like someone is about to make 10 dollars the easy way!
TetraDragoon: yo, whats the sn?
Abortions4Free
: Excuse me?
TetraDragoon: What is the "Screen Name" Of that person!
Abortions4Free
: Our service is STRICTLY confidential.
TetraDragoon: You are a liar!
Abortions4Free
: Lying?
TetraDragoon: Yes
TetraDragoon
: FreeAbortions: TETRADRAGOON HAD SEVERAL ABORTION THROUGH OUR SERVICE AND SAYS "THEY'RE NUMBER1!" <-NEVER HAPPENED
Abortions4Free: I just typed your name into our "sponsor bar" so your name will come up in all sorts of different testimnials for our service.
Abortions4Free: But remember, any abortion that comes through our service from one of those ads makes you richer! Welcome to the abortion business and congratulations!
Abortions4Free: You have already made 10 dollars, as one of our vans is speeding off to take care of that young woman you recommended!
TetraDragoon: omg....
Abortions4Free: Would you like a check or would you like to keep it in an account?
Abortions4Free: Hey, you got another hit!
Abortions4Free: This girl is DESPERATE!
TetraDragoon: what is their SN?
TetraDragoon: SCREEN NAMES
TetraDragoon: Otherwise, I guess you dont have anyone.
TetraDragoon: Guess what.
TetraDragoon: The address that was given to you Is a FRAUD
Abortions4Free: Your testimonials are running on over 350 Christian related chat rooms all over the web.
Abortions4Free: Not just AOL>
Abortions4Free: So relax and start counting the money!
TetraDragoon: yo
TetraDragoon: THE SCREEN NAMES?
TetraDragoon: If i dont have them, i cant believe you now can i?
Abortions4Free: You will beleive it when the checks start rolling in!
Abortions4Free: I have to go now, we are getting swamped with IM's. Someone is going to be buying a new bike! Congratulations! Please submit your email address to this SN and we will send you all the info on how to get paid.
Abortions4Free: Good luck!
TetraDragoon: tribal_warrior1@hotmail.com
Abortions4Free: Well, I am sure that something great is on it's way to you. Because our driver has radioed in and says that the first TetraDragoon abortion was a success and the girl is recovering nicely!
Abortions4Free: We will pass on your email address to her so she can say "Thanks", as well as all others you recommend.
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